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Chutney last won the day on April 30 2016

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  1. Why as a society do the yoof idolise general wankery.
  2. Probably a dumb question to those in the know. I'm looking at getting myself an ipad with the cellular slot for internet use when i visit my father in Lytham (a phone is not good enough for my needs and he has no internet). Before i invest in one I'm trying to find out whether the telecom shops such as 3, vodaphone or o2 will supply a pay as you go data sim for this purpose. Or are they just standard phone payg sims. Love you all Ta
  3. clairvoyant bunkum. If they were even half that accurate the government would be using them for all sorts of nefarious goings on.
  4. With all the touring she does with Ben Watt, I'm surprised she has time for this sort of stuff.
  5. As I recall the regular insults when I was a kid were that you were either a 'joey' or a'Jeremy'. You'd probably be suspended these days.
  6. I didn't know you were a teacher.
  7. Nothing much, but we've missed you.
  8. My prediction is no one will get convicted. Solely because a lump of the jury won't really understand the ins and outs of the crime so won't want to call guilty. These sorts of crimes need specialist juries.
  9. If you want to be taken seriously, wear a sash.
  10. Isn't it the authorities responsibility to ensure the roads are safe for all users. Be it cars, motorcyclists, cyclists or pedestrians ? Or is there legislation in place to prevent certain users at this time of year ? If it's allowed I'd like to see someone take a horse across, that'd be a larf.
  11. I would. I'd even listen to some of her waffle beforehand if it guaranteed me a shag. But I'm no misogynist, just a sex pest.
  12. Buy a woodlouse magnet from Felton's in Ramsey
  13. My conservatory is 4.5m x 3.5 and similar to you it has dwarf walls around. I have just had the old roof ripped off and replaced with a fiberglass flat one to make it in to a 'sun room' for all year round use. The roof cost 1.5k and I would guess each window would cost around £400 each (x4) plus a door at £500 if I had to replace them. If you want the details of the lad who did my roof pm me. He's a Rhumsaa lad living I'm Kirk Michael. Top quality work.
  14. Obviously not a fan