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Uhtred last won the day on August 24

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About Uhtred

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    Tynwald...the World’s oldest continuous comedy club.
  • Birthday 01/01/1917

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  1. Uhtred

    Steam Packet to be sold

    It would appear that you only need Bryan Ferry to collect the set.
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    More IOM Government Spin

    Why was epic bellend Thomas ever popular with a coterie of posters on these pages? Was it not spotted what a fount of garbage the man is from the outset? The moment he took up his Keys seat he treated us to drivel of the highest quality in an unremitting stream. If ever you need a reminder of the paucity of quality available to fill the seats around the COMIN table, just sit back and listed to the flow of vacuous twaddle that this prat excels in. Lord help us.
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    Flat Earth?

    I notice with particular interest that, in the seventh line, the teacher did not write “...down to FLAT earth”.
  4. Uhtred

    Mallett's Mallet

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    Racist Cartoon?

    And there’s the nub of it...skin colour and gender are completely incidental...a seasoned, professional (highly successful) athlete was correctly censured and penalized for breaches of the rules. Her reaction was then grotesquely unprofessional, deeply disrespectful to her opponent and absolutely unacceptable. End of. Man, woman, black, white, simply don’t matter. And by the way, am I the only one who noticed that, prior to this juvenile display, she was being soundly beaten all around the court by Osaka?
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    TT 2018

    I think you’ll find that programme was called “1 Clavdivs”.
  7. Uhtred

    Mallett's Mallet

  8. Uhtred

    Huge Balls Of Biker Steel...

    Breaking your own certainly isn’t.
  9. Uhtred


    Bring on the tartan McLycra....aaaaargh!
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    That’s surely a euphemism.
  11. Uhtred

    Mallett's Mallet

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    It may have helped to learn to ride a bike before you set off.
  13. Uhtred

    Mac Miller...

    Yeah, but overdose...c’mon...very 1970s...Hendrix, Kossoff etc. If he’s that cutting edge how about a new fucking stupid way to kill yourself.
  14. Uhtred

    Mallett's Mallet

  15. Uhtred

    Rally Under Threat...

    I find it rather disappointing that the state of our tourist industry is such that a rally makes it onto the third step of the podium in terms of our “big” events.