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    Manx Radio

    You could pre-record the news and save a fortune. "Government hails news success" "Drunks get into fight" "TT is coming - it'll be the best year ever" "TT has been - numbers are down" etc.
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    Nobles hospital

    Catering, PR, PR Catering, Management, Diversity, Diversity Management, Diversity Management PR
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    Steam Packet to be sold

    Charge animals sent for slaughter at 'footloose fare' rates and you'd soon have your abattoir back in the black.
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    Steam Packet to be sold

    Oh, another thing - although I appreciate this is too 'blue sky' for the tourist board: How about issuing every taxpayer a £100 credit voucher each year for the newly nationalised service? They could either use this themselves - so we all get an immediate return on this investment - or, if they don't want to travel, they could send it to friends / family / stick it on ebay. If you GENUINELY want us to encourage people to come here, then give us the opportunity to incentivise people we know who may be considering / dithering about coming. Such a voucher could close the deal. Yeah yeah I know it won't happen, but again: this should be an opportunity for the people who've been working in tourism for years and creaming off very good salaries to actually prove they've got what it takes when it comes to selling the Island. The cost of getting here is the single biggest problem, and it's one that is now within our control. We subsidise everything else on the island that is tourist related, it's time we dealt with the barriers to travel, as well as the attractions FOR travel. I'm available for anymore tourism advice at £150 an hour
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    Steam Packet to be sold

    Ok, things a nationalised Steam Packet need to do: 1) Stop charging the earth for horrid coffee 2) Move the 'Vistitor Experience / Welcome Centre' on-board the vessel: you've got a captive audience for 4 hours, if you can't upsell stuff to them there then you won't have much joy with them dropping in to the Sea Terminal days later 3) Join the experience up: this is the first glimpse of the Isle of Man, what it has to offer and it's example of hospitality: historically, the Steam Packet has been the most miserable experience for people coming to and leaving the Island, this needs a total overhaul 4) Sort out that awful 'dog room' next to the banging doors and toilets which is noisy and stinks. Most people who are bringing their dogs on holiday with them are responsible dog owners. You do not need to fear them! In short: up your customer-facing offer. It's pretty grim at the moment, and there is huge scope for improvement. The Steam Packet have no reason to do it in the past - they just want to ship people here and rip them off - but this should be treated as an opportunity, not continuity.
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    Port Soderick paddling pool being brought back to life

    I'm not saying it was. I'm saying it should be. These lands should be owned by their people, not by individuals who buy up chunks of it to park their wealth. And yes, I know that's how it works in other places. But it doesn't have to work like that here. We have autonomy, but we do nothing with it. We just run a more expensive, more rubbish version of the UK. So much potential for being different age such little imagination.
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    Port Soderick paddling pool being brought back to life

    So my right to enjoy Port Soderick is to be removed? Access to the beach should be a right, not an option. Another area where this shitty government cave in the what others do, instead of carving out their own 'freedom to flourish' path. The Isle of Man is no different to the UK at all. Why don't we actually use our autonomy to make life better for the people who actually live here, instead of just carving up the place to offer as a plaything to the monied elite?
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    Manx Radio

    Time to step up and put your money where your mouth is, Manx Forums! http://uk.radiotodayjobs.com/job/managing-director-2/
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    How Does The TT Really Affect The Island?

    I hope so. I think sometimes the people in government choose the easy things to cut back on and they've got their own sacred cows, and they are usually the rusty old piers or damp old buildings that are 'culture', or people dressing up in ridiculous clothes, playing a penny whistle and saying 'yussir' lots. These things get the hand-outs under the 'we must absolutely preserve this, it's what defines us as Manx' whereas I'm sure there are people on here who could make that argument about the TT. It's the first thing people say to me when I say I'm from here (after calling me a tax evader); they never ask about Niarrbyl Cafe, or a boat in a basement.
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    How Does The TT Really Affect The Island?

    One other point: the 'benefit' of the TT should be looked at as the net cost. For far too long, the government has counted 'income' by including sponsorship deals that the TT brings in, but they never mention that some of these sponsorship deals are from other areas of their own budget so can hardly be counted as income. MNH / Manx Radio advertising around the course is not additional spend, it's just paper shuffling. Similarly, Police adverts etc, Isle of Man Meats, Creamery, whatever: it's all a bit 'communist' in it's accounting.
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    How Does The TT Really Affect The Island?

    I would imagine that this is the start of the end. Add all the bits together - including them trying to offload it onto Vision 9 - and it would appear that they just don't want to run it anymore. I've no opinion either way - I've no interest in it at all as an event, but it's clear that some people live for it. I imagine it provides enough money for lots of places to tick over the rest of the year and so the impact of it NOT happening would see a huge downscale in tourism elsewhere. You could argue that the TT is a cultural as anyone playing the tin whistle and as historic as any lump of rubbish old stones. So, as with all these things, provision of it should be looking at as part of the whole 'cultural' spend, including massive subsidies provided to the newspapers and radio stations, the language school, at least four MNH sites I can think of without trying etc.
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    Everyone's Gone To the Moon

    Steam Packet offered a user-agreement to provide transport to and from apparently.
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    Ramsey Courthouse For Sale

    Theyve bought a lemon in the heart of the retail area, in a world of declining property prices and an oversupply of retail space. A real bunch of geniuses. Stick to watering the flowers (which are lovely in Ramsey, by the way)
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    Ramsey Courthouse For Sale

    Yes, but then the RTC got involved. Now it'll end up as something 'worthy' and rate-draining, or be leased back to the kind of people who would have taken it on in the first place, at their own risk.
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    Manx Museum Visitor Numbers...

    There is little over here that is remarkable, there is lots that is nice, there is some that is of local importance, there is some that is pointless, there is some that could quite happily go. My review of the people who run our cultural offering, there.
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