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#1 Lonan3

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 06:55 PM

David Cameron has just sent his official letter to the Thatcher residence.

It starts "I regret to inform you that due to recent events you now have too many bedrooms..."

 

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Margaret Thatcher is Dead
The NHS has described her condition as 'satisfactory.'

 

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When I realised Margaret Thatcher was dead, I did a double fist pump and shouted, "Fucking brilliant!"

Everyone around me was disgusted, and looking back, I suppose it was out of order from
the first paramedic at the scene.

 

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The events of the day are starting to get to the people of Liverpool.

It seems that they're running low on bunting, party hats and paper plates and can't find any fireworks anywhere!

 

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Margret Thatcher's burial plot set to become London's biggest and most visited urinal.

 

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Remember when someone is having a stroke always think F.A.S.T.....Face, Do they look like Thatcher..?? Arm... waving like a politician..?? Society pest that fucked the working class..?? Time...Take as long as you want to call a doctor.

 

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So we've had an Argentinian Pope for 2 weeks, and Margaret Thatcher dies.

Coincidence? I think not!

 

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#2 Declan

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 07:23 PM

I see the Amazon's Movers & Shakers top 10, has Elvis Costello's "Tramp the Dirt Down", Hefner's "The Day that Thatcher Dies" and two versions of "Ding Dong! the Witch is Dead".



#3 credente

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:31 PM

I was hoping to organise a street party for all those who want to celebrate her death - but the bastards won't let us close the M25 for a day!



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Posted 09 April 2013 - 07:32 AM

She's only been in hell a couple of hours, and she's already shut 3 furnaces!!

 

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Have just seen the plans for Margaret Thatcher's grave. It's very nice, but i think they should have made the dancefloor bigger!!



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Posted 09 April 2013 - 11:22 PM

Rust In Peace.........

 

 

 

 

It was also good to see the Man U fans respected 95 minutes silence at last night's local derby........

 

 

 

Rod Stewart is going to sing at the funeral, "Wake up Maggie, there's something I want to say to you"...........



#6 Lonan3

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 11:50 PM

There are complaints that Thatcher's funeral may cost up to £8million - yet, if we'd been offered that in the 1980s....



#7 Albert Tatlock

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 01:21 PM

Thatcher found dead in Ritz Hotel. Police still to question 15,376,276 suspects.



#8 Lonan3

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 11:45 AM

After Thatcher's funeral, you'll be able to download Tony Blair's eulogy to her from the BBC iPlayer.

Just look for it under 'The Blair/Witch Project'.






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