David Cameron has just sent his official letter to the Thatcher residence.
It starts "I regret to inform you that due to recent events you now have too many bedrooms..."
Margaret Thatcher is Dead
The NHS has described her condition as 'satisfactory.'
When I realised Margaret Thatcher was dead, I did a double fist pump and shouted, "Fucking brilliant!"
Everyone around me was disgusted, and looking back, I suppose it was out of order from
the first paramedic at the scene.
The events of the day are starting to get to the people of Liverpool.
It seems that they're running low on bunting, party hats and paper plates and can't find any fireworks anywhere!
Margret Thatcher's burial plot set to become London's biggest and most visited urinal.
Remember when someone is having a stroke always think F.A.S.T.....Face, Do they look like Thatcher..?? Arm... waving like a politician..?? Society pest that fucked the working class..?? Time...Take as long as you want to call a doctor.
So we've had an Argentinian Pope for 2 weeks, and Margaret Thatcher dies.
Coincidence? I think not!