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#1 mollag

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 10:38 PM

Took the Memsahib for a posh restaurant meal last night, and i couldn't help following this occurrence..

Another couple were alongside us, they were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

A waitress, taking our order at our table , suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair…then sliding a little more... until he was almost under the table.

The baffling thing was that the woman with him stared straight ahead and didn't seem to notice!

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight underneath the table.

Still, the woman stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and concerned that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the woman:

"Pardon me, ma'am. But I think your husband just slid under the table."

"No, he didn't love, my husband just walked through the door."

 


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#2 Albert Tatlock

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 11:01 PM

Ha.

#3 hampsterkahn

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Posted 10 March 2017 - 11:19 PM


It is a commonly held belief that Karoke is a Japanese invention.
No! - Indian!
- invented by famous Indian inventor Gerupta Singh,
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#4 mollag

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Posted 12 March 2017 - 01:43 PM

I remember his one legged brother, Balan Singh.


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#5 quilp

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Posted 12 March 2017 - 02:12 PM

I knew this upright Chinese soldier called Tien Shun.
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Posted 12 March 2017 - 02:14 PM

I believe reincarnation is making a comeback...
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#7 paswt

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Posted 12 March 2017 - 05:29 PM

isn't that a type of reindeer milk?



#8 dilligaf

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Posted 12 March 2017 - 05:50 PM

isn't that a type of reindeer milk?

 removed as it is teatime


Edited by dilligaf, 12 March 2017 - 05:51 PM.





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