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Shoprite "improvements"

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Just had a skeet at the "Improved " Shoprite, it has an Automatic Water mister to keep the produce Fresh.

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant Thunder and the Smell of Fresh Rain.

When you approach the Dairy section, you hear Cows Mooing and witness the Scent of Fresh Hay.

When you approach the Egg Dept., Aisle, you hear Hens Cluck and Cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing Aroma of Bacon and Eggs Frying.

The bread section has the enhanced aroma of fresh baking bread

The Veggie Department features the Smell of Fresh Buttered turnips.

I won't be buying my Toilet Paper there any more though.

 

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