Tibet

I'd be interested in a new job

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Anybody interested in employing me? :) I can send my CV to you if you have any positions.

Ideally interested in working for a company where the owner has a brain and isn't a complete nonce.

Thanks

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17 minutes ago, Tibet said:

Anybody interested in employing me? :)I can send my CV to you if you have any positions.

Ideally interested in working for a company where the owner has a brain and isn't a complete nonce.

Thanks

Try this one. the pay is crap, but the position is fulfilling.Image result for meditation position

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Are you physically fit? Can you carry 25kg sacks up 4 flights of stairs? Can you listen to instruction and then act on it? Can you drive? 

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9 minutes ago, TheTeapot said:

 Can you listen to instruction and then act on it?

To be fair, you sound like a bit of a nonce asking a question like that. I'll pass.

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This is a serious classifieds advert though, so genuine replies are welcome.

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If this is a serious request it may be helpful if you could narrow the desired fields down a bit, are you looking for office based work or manual labour?

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I could do with increasing my security detail to deter members of the public from walking past my estate. Already got trees planted around the exterior and the nearby bus stop moved, but still get the occasional knob head walking past with their dog.

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18 hours ago, Mr. Sausages said:

Send me your CV.

Why, what kind of job are you offering?

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18 hours ago, The Well-Manicured Man said:

I could do with increasing my security detail to deter members of the public from walking past my estate. Already got trees planted around the exterior and the nearby bus stop moved, but still get the occasional knob head walking past with their dog.

You don't live in Cornwall, do you? 

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20 hours ago, The Well-Manicured Man said:

I could do with increasing my security detail to deter members of the public from walking past my estate. Already got trees planted around the exterior and the nearby bus stop moved, but still get the occasional knob head walking past with their dog.

Walking past or living in?... ;)

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How exact does the person spec need to be for your new employer.

Although I take it "where the owner has a brain" is essential', is the rest only ‘desirable,

Just askin for a friend. :rolleyes:

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No, I'd say not being a nonce is also an essential.

I can do pretty much anything as I have a functioning brain.

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