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Bastard - there's loads of hungry people here in Ramsey and he fed good dogshit to his dog - must have been wealthy or a tourist.

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TJ has declared himself a resident of Ramsey

No, he hasn't. He was just speaking up for Ramsey residents.

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My apologies, that wasn't the impression I gained - but I can be wrong....

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I was in Ramsey last week, walking along the prom. Along came a man and a dog. As they neared, the dog suddenly adopted that pathetic, quivering, glazed-eyed posture and promptly dropped a substantial pile. As I wondered at how that heap steamed in the cold air, the bloody dog spun around and devoured every stinking globule!

 

"Good boy!", jollied the owner.

 

That's handy, thought I.

 

It's all about the training...

 

Nah, real training is when the dog owner dutifully eats up the stinking ordure and the dog turns round and says "Good boy !"

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I was in Ramsey last week, walking along the prom. Along came a man and a dog. As they neared, the dog suddenly adopted that pathetic, quivering, glazed-eyed posture and promptly dropped a substantial pile. As I wondered at how that heap steamed in the cold air, the bloody dog spun around and devoured every stinking globule!

 

"Good boy!", jollied the owner.

 

That's handy, thought I.

 

It's all about the training...

 

Nah, real training is when the dog owner dutifully eats up the stinking ordure and the dog turns round and says "Good boy !"

 

I can't think why, but Tony Blair and George Dubya Bush came to mind when I read that.

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My apologies, that wasn't the impression I gained - but I can be wrong....

Only people in Ramsey would argue that Ramsey as a community ought to decide the future of their town centre? You are wrong.

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TJ has declared himself a resident of Ramsey

No, he hasn't. He was just speaking up for Ramsey residents.

 

We could do without him tbh - we already have our full quota of bell ends

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My apologies, that wasn't the impression I gained - but I can be wrong....

Only people in Ramsey would argue that Ramsey as a community ought to decide the future of their town centre? You are wrong.

 

 

Way over my head, sorry

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Spotted Ms Bees at the circus this afternoon.  How she managed to suspend herself by her hair is beyond me! 

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