If two thirds of those who've viewed my blog are me - well, the figures still look miiiighty fiiiiine! Ic ould make up fuity rendezvous in the stationery cupboard and karmasutra on the boardroom table - giving new meaning to polishing up your presentation skills..... but truth it seems is stranger and more fascinating than fiction. LL has been at the spray tan - oh dear me. oh dearie dearie me - what a disaster. All those hard to reach places that have stayed a fetching pink..eww. He must obviously look in the mirror every day ("grrr tiger! go get 'em!") and sees something totally different to the rest of humanity. I can believe how anorexics see fat every time they look, having worked with idiotus humongus twonkus for the last however long. 'loookin' guuuuuuude' I can never hear it without a shudder. I need a memory wipe - and make it snappy.Blu-tack has appeared in my desk drawer - again shaped like a giant snail's turd or a giant turd snail... meanwhile, I'm stillll thinking...