An update for those people concerned about the progress of the Lounge Lizard. He was seen at a 'do' somewhat tired and emotional, still viewing himself as the Manx answer to Mr D'Arcy, giving the girls the benefit of his greasy chat up lines and was latched onto a couple who clearly wished themselves sat at home with a dose of the clap - or indeed anywhere but stood next to Mr Dickless. Said memberless person had no lady friend with him, which means one woman's life must be so MUCH happier!!

So, no change there then. Quite comforting in a funny sort of way