Things is moving along nicely, or sweeeet as my teen says! The episode of the blue donged turd snail seems to have escalated nicely. Fingers pointed in many directions and ended up looking at me! /me grins sheepishly/ 'a big boy did it and ran away?' didn't make any headway in the excuses department and anyway I have used it before on several occasions../eyebrows raised and staring at me over half glasses/ not amused.Part of the plan - people are conditioned to expect certain things from people by the way they behave. Blue dongs on yer desk in my case..... oh my children, if only life were that simple.... B) On a lighter note - I've just landed a new job, so I may have to dump plan A and move on to the second stage of plan B - Operation 'the emporer is nekkid' - sounds good to me...