Dear Diary,Oh what a day it's been in the land of Manxforums. It seems high drama is afoot as Survivor tells us she's leaving this fair Isle. I worry that it will break Stav's heart. Not half as much as I worry about Stav stalking me.You learn some interesting things on forums. This week I've learned that some Germans do have a sense of humour. Glad I was sitting down when I read that one.