mollag

Have lessons been learned I wonder, spending more time with their family maybe?

Tried that seafood restaurant on North Quay, I ordered the "Today's Special", fresh Octopus from the glass tank! Two bloody hours before I got me meal, when I asked why it took so long, the bloke said, that bloody octopus kept reaching out of the pot and turning the sodding gas off

"TWERK" 1 To dance predominantly using your rear end in a sexually explicit manner. 2 A place where Yorkshiremen go, mostly week days between 9 and 5.

Buster and Co out Joughin the sainted Marge , they are a comic turn these days IMHO.

Or dogging walking maybe?

Do they still employ editors? Some of their howlers are schoolboy standard.

Was indeed.

Who designed the designer?

Isn't God a DJ ?

au contraire , he was parroting soundbites, badly at that.

Not for our right wing geniuses. I know you may well be familiar with this but, I am still aghast at the stupidity.

The Corpy will try again to knock down the Lord st flats and expand Shaws Brew park. PS Just wondering, the ground floor of Chester Street looking more derelict by the day, a new parking opportunity could it be?

I'm from Belfast, it should have read "parnds"

Neither, I wrote this for facebook, you are mistaken, if Panic reused it, he is welcome, send me my five ponds, chop chop..

"Pets-At-Home" reveals it’s stockpiling Cat Food in their Douglas depot. in case of a hard Brexit. A spokesman for Chief Minister, Howard Quayle stated. "Howard considers that’s a very sensible course of action to take". "Best to fatten the buggers up, because we may have to start eating them after Brexit ".