Mr. Sausages
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Jerry Seinfeld told these jokes when he performed at laxey yacht club recently.
Q: where did the orange live?
A: peel.
Q: when the bishop visited santon how did he know he wasn’t on Laxey beach?
A: because santon lacks sea, bitch.
Q: who are the most popular movie stars in Kirk Michael and Douglas?
A: Kirk Douglas and Michael Douglas.
Q: who are the most popular movie stars in Ramsey?
A: Margo Robbie, Guy Pearce and any other actors who once lived on Ramsay Street.
Q: who are the most popular pop stars in Ramsey?
A: Stephan Dennis, Craig McLaughlin, and any other actors who once lived on Ramsay Street.
Q: how many people from Port st Mary does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 3 or 4.
Q: how many people from Port Erin does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 7 or 8.
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A man with a giant pumpkin for a head walks up to his friend (who was from maughold)..The friend says, “My God! What happened to your head!?”“Well,” says the man, “I found a genie in a lamp who granted me three wishes.”“What did you wish for?” says the friend.“For the first one I wished for a hundred million dollars, and I got it!”“And the second?”“For the second wish I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world,” says the man, “and I got her too.”“The third wish?”“The third wish is where I really messed up...” says the man.“What went wrong?!” says the friend.“Well,” says the man, “I wished for a giant pumpkin head...”
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Twitter thinks he’s finally going to prison for something or other again
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This is obviously an attempt to find out where I hide my keys and I’m not falling for it a third time.
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Just heard the next queen is going to be a MAN! Political correctness gone made. Woke nonsense.
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Can’t believe she’s Pete Tong. Taken far too young.
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On 9/5/2022 at 4:52 PM, The Phantom said:
Yeah, but he went to a 'party' (a few drinks with people he was already working with in a building) and then told some fibs.
Other countries have people like Putin, Trump, Marcos, Mugabe, etc in charge.
So? So the British should accept liars and lawbreakers too?
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Lol, I properly thought it was. I’ll just pretend it is then.
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Sort of trump related because she’s a crazy maga republican, but the craziness isn’t a political act. She’s always been crazy. And cringey.
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Cos he wants them to do it again. Asap.
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I tie all my old ones to the side of the boating lake in onchan park. Got away with it unchallenged so far.
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the guy who deleted all of the secret service’s text messages from Jan 6th. mike pence was right to not get in that car.
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The news this week is almost as good as the final episode of neighbours.
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Warrant is released, and includes violations of the espionage act. Seemed like such a trustworthy guy too.
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Remember the mad conspiracy theory from the crazy woke libtards about trump trying to sell nuclear secrets to the Saudis?
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Only the mob take the fifth
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Trump taking the fifth in New York.
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17 hours ago, therattopack said:
Does anyone have any information that they can share with us?Yes I have. Russel Crowe’s dog in Gladiator also played the role of Well’ard in Eastenders.
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1 minute ago, Roxanne said:
Erm, didn’t Trump appoint Meadows?
Yep. Chief of staff who helped him burn docs in the White House and arrange the insurrection. Rumour is he is now (last couple of days) cooperating with the jan 6th investigation.
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Some of the classified documents were so top secret that they couldn’t even describe them. I wonder how much he sold them for?
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Racism at The Palace?
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