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    Empress not Sefton. Though that too.
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    The away goals rule means that deaths count as double. I reckon the away team will mount a late comeback next week and win on away goals.
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    The zebra crossing outside the Sefton is really badly designed. Cars can park right next to it, and they block the drivers’ view of any pedestrians waiting to cross. Well done to everyone involved.
  6. Mr. Sausages
    One of these is real
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    Well, it’s pretty impressive to exceed his racism/xenophobia while criticising his racism/xenophobia.
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    Not as bad as you though.
  9. Mr. Sausages
    Feelings don’t care about your facts.
  10. Mr. Sausages
    Kids haven’t been taught imperial in school for decades. But a bunch of geriatrics want to bing back opal fruits, shillings and ha’pennies, and VHS tapes so they can feel young again.
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    stranded in liverpool. Poor buggers.
  13. Mr. Sausages
    That’s what a guy on Twitter said anyway
  14. Mr. Sausages
    His wife’s left him and there’s a super duper injunction against the press reporting it. That’s one step up from a super injunction, and two steps from a regular injunction.
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    Ffs, my tv stopped working tonight. Anyone know the result? Lfc were clear favourites, I assume they won?
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    You’re being paranoid mate. Nobody knows what you did except you. You’ve got away with it. Put it behind you and stop worrying about it.
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    I’ve narrowed it down to Kevin Woodford and the guy who got caught wanking in the lane behind his restaurant
  21. Mr. Sausages
    The problem isn’t guns, it’s too many doors. That’s republic senator ted cruz, who once tried to ban the sale of dildos in Texas.
  22. Mr. Sausages
    I agree with most people that our elected representatives are not conforming with what I deem acceptable, and propose an armed insurrection to overthrow the govt and instal a celebrity chef as chief minister
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    Boris Johnson set to announce resignation! Get in! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61592728
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    The school shootings might be done mostly by teenagers, but the overwhelming majority of mass shootings aren’t. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_rampage_killers_in_the_United_States
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