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Uhtred last won the day on October 2

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About Uhtred

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    Tynwald...the World’s oldest continuous comedy club.
  • Birthday 01/01/1917

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  1. Uhtred

    IOM Gas Fields

    It'll all prove to be fracking well pointless.
  2. Uhtred

    State of the place 2018

    Crewe Alexander the Great (yes, I know...it's Crewe AlexanDRA, but what'dya expect on a Tuesday before the vodka kicks in?). Meanwhile, isn't fat Howie just the gobshites' gobshite? What a whopper.
  3. Uhtred

    saudi embassy missing journalist riddle

    Indeed it was, joining the list of other unfortunate accidents like the detonation of an atomic bomb over Hiroshima, the sinking of the Belgrano, and that accidental deployment of Novichok in Salisbury.
  4. Uhtred

    saudi embassy missing journalist riddle

    10/10 for identifying the cynical escape route China.
  5. Uhtred

    Mallett's Mallet

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    Mallett's Mallet

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    Mallett's Mallet

  8. Uhtred

    Private medical care terminated at Noble's!

    Never a truer word....
  9. Uhtred

    Private medical care terminated at Noble's!

    The last remaining vestige of my earthly existence now that I dwell in the realm of shades.
  10. Uhtred

    Private medical care terminated at Noble's!

    I hesitate to even ask this question as it may well shred the final shadow of my credibility, but Buster isn’t actually correct...is he?
  11. Uhtred

    Man waves knob at traffic

    It’s silly to wave your willy if it’s chilly, even if your pants are frilly, the streets are hilly, and you're out on the lash with Gilly, Lily, & Milly!
  12. All the famous terrorists are affluent middle class subversives. Ballanard Road is exactly where I’d expect to find them.
  13. Uhtred

    Private medical care terminated at Noble's!

    From the Charters era...or more recent?
  14. Eddie Teare was an arrogant, thick, over-promoted, Toytown bank manager’s, lad’s, assistant’s, mate...from a farm. Why would anyone believe a word that knobber said?