Uhtred

It'll all prove to be fracking well pointless.

Crewe Alexander the Great (yes, I know...it's Crewe AlexanDRA, but what'dya expect on a Tuesday before the vodka kicks in?). Meanwhile, isn't fat Howie just the gobshites' gobshite? What a whopper.

Indeed it was, joining the list of other unfortunate accidents like the detonation of an atomic bomb over Hiroshima, the sinking of the Belgrano, and that accidental deployment of Novichok in Salisbury.

10/10 for identifying the cynical escape route China.

Illegitimate

Flock

Covert

...ah.

Never a truer word....

The last remaining vestige of my earthly existence now that I dwell in the realm of shades.

I hesitate to even ask this question as it may well shred the final shadow of my credibility, but Buster isn’t actually correct...is he?

It’s silly to wave your willy if it’s chilly, even if your pants are frilly, the streets are hilly, and you're out on the lash with Gilly, Lily, & Milly!

All the famous terrorists are affluent middle class subversives. Ballanard Road is exactly where I’d expect to find them.

From the Charters era...or more recent?

Eddie Teare was an arrogant, thick, over-promoted, Toytown bank manager’s, lad’s, assistant’s, mate...from a farm. Why would anyone believe a word that knobber said?