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Uhtred last won the day on November 12

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About Uhtred

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    Tynwald...the World’s oldest continuous comedy club.
  • Birthday 01/01/1917

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  1. Uhtred

    Robertshaw [brilliantly] states glaring obvious on MTTV

    I was really disturbed to discover that I agreed 100% with Robertshaw. My god he nailed Quayle.
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    Mallett's Mallet

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    Westminster To Ban Massive Houses

    Are you aware that Westminster is not in the Isle of Man and do you comprehend the definition of the term “local news”?
  4. Uhtred

    Flat Earth?

    And boy does you know you do that.
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    Mallett's Mallet

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    Two minutes silence

    At the shrine of the unknown policy.
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    Flat Earth?

  8. Uhtred

    The Art of distraction

    Having read that it sounds as though the senior echelon in the Guernsey civil service is currently substantially over-staffed and after the reforms will simply be overstaffed.
  9. Uhtred

    Two minutes silence

    It’s not special... but it is embarrassing.
  10. Uhtred

    Battle of the Somme

    Seemingly not Stinky. An article in yesterday’s Daily Telegraph suggests that 860 allied troops died on 11/11/18 (some of the Spanish Flu which, of course, went on to kill tens of millions worldwide over the next 4 or so years) whereas it’s estimated that 2,500 allied troops were killed on D-Day, which was therefore the more deadly. Of course that balance might change completely if German losses on both days are added.
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    Flat Earth?

    Interestingly, I believe that Manxy is flat.
  12. Uhtred

    Daft Daphne is at it again

    Au contraire - compared to Syria the Lord St. flats are probably their equivalent of Blenheim Palace.
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    Two minutes silence

    Weren’t Bock-Bock and Knang-Knang Pandas in London Zoo?
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    Flat Earth?

    Care to take on the Labradoodle challenge? See my post at the foot of page 320.