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Uhtred last won the day on May 29

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About Uhtred

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    Tynwald...the World’s oldest continuous comedy club.
  • Birthday 01/01/1917

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  1. Indeed. ‘Proud Manxman’ ‘Mogrey Mie’ and flying the Three Legs and the Tynwald flag are instantly ushered hurriedly off stage as soon as a foreign jurisdiction offers some tinsel. One might even level an accusation of hypocrisy.
  2. On an MHKs salary they can afford it.
  3. Uhtred

    Come on Arleen

    It wasn’t me that made that observation - it was ‘Anyone’. It appears that you’ve failed to register that. Are you stupid, willfully contrarian, or is there some more interesting reason for your tedious and dull contributions?
  4. Uhtred

    Come on Arleen

    Is, amusingly, an anagram of ‘organist’ and ‘roasting’.
  5. Crunch… https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/stobart-air-flights-cancelled-passengers-b1864647.html
  6. Uhtred

    Come on Arleen

    Possibly so. He’s from Jersey.
  7. Uhtred

    Come on Arleen

    That’s an individual called Peter Boxer who appears to regularly Tweet on a wide range of topics not one of which is associated with what he’s actually supposed to be doing.
  8. Uhtred

    Come on Arleen

    Caption competition time - I’ll go first…Poots is saying to Quayle “I didn’t believe in dinosaurs until I met you Howie’.
  9. I hear from a medical professional in UK that the scientists are pushing for a 4 week delay to lockdown lifting and that Johnson is likely to agree to 2 weeks. Decision to be made late on Sunday and announced on Monday. If there is a lockdown extension (of whatever extent) I think it's highly likely that IOMG will not open borders on the 28th.
  10. Like ‘yesterday’, ‘hello’ and ‘dog’.
  11. Only in the Dyslexia Society’s summer programme.
  12. And as others have pointed out is an acronym forever synonymous with the Greater Manchester Police, so deepening the stupidity of applying it here.
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