slinkydevil

Nobody builds £150k flats for £100k Get your fag packet out again.

How very dare you! (It was only a free online generator, why would I bother with photoshop? Well pointed out though. Without you most people will have actually believed I painted them.)

Sorry, you can have that one for free then if it helps?

£30 - this is easy!!

That's £20 I'm owed so far.

I only charge £10 a painting - I can do anything you want.

Diary of Juan Watterson aged thirteen and three quarters. Just writing out my priority list to spend taxpayers money this morning 1. Oil Painting - Portrait of me. 2. Food banks. 2. After Sun. 3. Bottled water. 4. Wig cleaning.

You copied that. http://www.cartwrightcommunications.com/blog/plagiarists-beware/

No, it's a business car park with a few lanes in it. No yellow cross-hatched box. Just let those suckers get their burgers!

It's not a junction it's a carpark and they don't block the road, they just pull in to the left a bit, you only have to drive around them. Some of you drama queens are going to have a heart attack before any of the fat, lazy cholesterol cloggers, stressing over a bit of congestion.

Cut and paste is all part of Michaela's digital initiatives.

It's finished.

Only when last orders is called.

Stop giving Skelly fucking money to spunk up the walls you fools.

Bill Malarkey and David Ashford all in one evening... fuck that, pass the bong.