Pierrot Lunaire

Hmmm. Not really.

You'll never make it.

Rubbish you dick.

A peculiarly arranged marriage which doesn't quite work but hey, there are some shots of the Isle of Man! I give you - Mangla.... ; )) Lol, lol.....

.....it's second.

He's an equal and opposite you.

He shouldn't have dumped his old teabags down there.

Lucky you. Does he round your sheep up too?

If someone did that to me I'd shoot them. Dead.

Oh they're not so bad. It's easy to get sucked in to the perma-pessimism on Manx Forums but I like to think I can see through that.

Really? You'd vote for someone on the strength of an endless drone of half baked whining on a local forum? Thank fuck at least half of you don't actually have a vote.

Oh well. Your loss. Not really. Yes really. If he just took a step back and looked again who knows....... Or perhaps not! ; ))

Result. You clearly don't live next to an old bag who can't or won't appreciate her arboreal abominations nuisance value.

>The burglars are not human beings. Jeez, I couldn't get past the first sentence...sorry. TBT. Oh well. Your loss.

The burglars are not human beings. Henceforth the word burglar means to us the most terrible curse. From now on the word burglar will trigger your rifle. We shall not speak any more. We shall not get excited. We shall kill. If you have not killed at least one burglar a day, you have wasted that day... If you cannot kill your burglar with a bullet, kill him with your bayonet. If there is calm on your part of the front, if you are waiting for the fighting, kill a burglar before combat. If you leave a burglar alive, the burglar will hang a Manxman and rape a Manx woman. If you kill one burglar, kill another - there is nothing more amusing for us than a heap of burglar corpses. Do not count days; do not count miles. Count only the number of burglars you have killed. Kill the burglar - this is your old mother's prayer. Kill the burglar - this is what your children beseech you to do. Kill the burglar - this is the cry of your Manx earth. Do not waver. Do not let up. Kill.

Fuck me. He's cracked it.

No, the real question to ask is: Is Amadeus really Jeffrey Archer?

I'd be more inclined to subscribe if Unisol wasn't in charge to be honest. Whatever happened to Tearz?

OCD has absolutely nothing to do with it, and anyone suggesting it does is clearly a mentalist. Or foreign I suppose. Or possibly even a mentalist foreigner. It's simply a case of correct syntax. It has only been an issue since one of the 'improving' upgrades. Mr News is not just confusing, it is incorrect. You can put a space to make it slightly better, but since when did acronyms have spaces between the letters? Since never, that's when. I prefer not to have a non human system do my thinking for me thanks. Particularly when that system appears to be as thick as shit.

But it isn't. It's Un. Which almost reads as Uneconomic. Fucking irritating stupid software. Amadeus doesn't mind it though.

Yeah you would. You don't pay your PRS dues.

You steal from me. Can I beat you to death?

I think Gromit fell off at Quarterbridge.

You bunch of boring old streaks of lightning.

You sound hard. And you're on the internet.