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Sterile as pissed out. Decomposition sets in immediately thereafter. Would you be happy to have your balls cupped by your GP who had just taken a piss without washing his hands?

Brillo thinks he is going to tick off all the socially trendy issues of our day one by one through sheer force of his personality. I haven't been able to take him seriously since I happened to share the loos at the airport with him a few months ago and noticed he didn't wash his hands.

"Those registered with the three unions will be received ballot papers last week." The usual sub-normal English on Manx Radio News. https://www.manxradio.com/news/isle-of-man-news/final-decision-on-teachers-strike-to-be-made-at-island-meeting/

Mostly Tesco own brand for the ACC and DCC. The CC gets Andrex classic white.

Other Attractions for the Troops Previous sections cover the supply of 'wine' and 'song - the third common requirement 'women' was also available - e.g. Mona's Herald 13 June 1917 covers the prosecution of Jane Crellin and Alice Kelly, two women well known to the police, charged with offences against the public morals as they were seen accosting soldiers and continually hanging around street corners - Jane had 23 previous convictions and was subject to an order made under Military Regulations to reside at least 4 miles outside of Peel. However the maximum fine was 40s fine or one month in prison - Jane on being again sentenced when the Receiver General acting as magistrate remarked he wished he could make it 6 months, asked "Can I have six weeks?" Went like a steam train, that Jane Crellin.

https://www.manxradio.com/news/isle-of-man-news/douglas-man-kicked-wing-mirrors-off-five-cars/ http://www.iomtoday.co.im/article.cfm?id=33604&headline=Man is jailed for 38 weeks for 20 offences&sectionIs=news&searchyear=2017 Another oxygen thief.

A "damming" judgment. In more ways than you might think, pal.

Er, OK.

There was a young man and (I presume) his partner with baby in a pushchair openly smoking a cannabis spliff in Kingswood Grove on Christmas Eve. As nonchalantly as you please. This does not scream a hostile environment for users to me.

These stories were published in IOM Newspapers print papers months ago. No idea why they've put them up on-line all of a sudden. #lastsuckoftheteat

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The E Team takes over from the D Team at weekends. Manx Radio has the same problem.

Oh, hello. Exactly the same story (slightly amended). Who is running the shop? P. 8 IOM Examiner 19th November 2019.

P. 23 IOM Examiner 19th November 2019.

Oh, dam.