hagar the horrible

What are the chances that the UK government refuse to invest further in Scotland just in case they leave the union, is there a legal obligation on the UK gov to continue spending on Scotland?

So, Boris goes to Lizzie and asks if he can form a government, Lizzie replies with a raised eyebrow, "will no one rid me of this turbulent Sturgeon?"

I have been entertained, HOORAY

How do I Change from lower to upper case and vice versa on my sky plus remote control?

I would really like to see putrid Corbyn and labour win so I could sit back and have a good laugh while they annihilate the UK economy trouble is they would annihilate ours too.

If Corbyn and labour were to be elected with a clear majority the gap between rich and poor would definately be eliminated, the whole population would become impoverished.

I would like to add the SNP motormouth gobshite Ian Blackford to my list, not sure of the gender but certainly comes across as an old woman.

I like women generally speaking, however, I get a headache listening to Rebecca Long Bailey or Jo Swinson, primero class gobshites in my opinion, is it just me? or am I becoming a misogynist?

Is there anywhere I can purchase a Jo Swinson mask for Halloween?

Thank Crunchie its Friday

Saturday again! mail problems again and its raining, I blame Boris

I read that IOM post are going to stop Saturday mail deliveries, I didn't know thet Manx telecom were doing the same with their manx.net Email delivery service

O gem of Gods earth MANX.NET EMAIL IS DOWN AGAIN, DOES IT GET TYNWALD DAY OFF?

My sister in law told me that Boris's girlfriend is called Carly Simon so I though maybe she had accused Boris of being too vain.

Nothing new under the sun, I well remember Deans gift shop on the corner of PE prom/Church road selling canned Manx air in the 1950's