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Terminal

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  1. Terminal

    Ben grounded

    I've already bought all the toilet roll in Tesco.
  2. Terminal

    Ben grounded

    It's a very low tide today compared to most days.
  3. Install a 56k dialup modem and make your son use it for a week to make him appreciate how fast the internet you've got now is.
  4. If I see someone I don't like putting their dog's bagged shit in the bin I could fetch it back out, open it up and sling it on the pavement so they get fined. I wouldn't but it could happen.
  5. its governments duty on alcohol that costs. So how come it's so cheap in the supermarkets?
  6. This is one of the reasons I don't go into Douglas town centre anymore.
  7. I thought they lived somewhere near York Road.
  8. Still waiting for a link to where this idea of guilty till proven innocent comes from? Had a look myself and could only find a story on Manx Radio, which merely states that in cases of accidents involving a cyclist and a car driver the motorist is at fault in 90% of cases. http://www.manxradio.com/news/isle-of-man-news/drivers-90-per-cent-responsible-for-cycle-accidents/ http://www.manxradio.com/news/isle-of-man-news/island-lagging-behind-in-cycle-safety/
  9. I don't have a problem with the 1.5 metre overtaking rule but this 'presumed responsibility' law which some cyclists are pushing for doesn't sound right. If it comes into effect, it presumes that any accident involving a vehicle and a cyclist was the fault of the vehicle driver in the eyes of the law, unless it can be proved otherwise.
  10. Where will they be striking so I can go and throw rotten veg at them?
  11. You'll have to make do with following Doris and her queue of cars over the mountain at 45mph twice a day I'm afraid.
  12. Why should people on benefits get free prescriptions?
  13. Terminal

    Boiled Eggs

    How long do you usually leave them in iced water?
  14. The thing is if Manx Telecom applied for planning permission to install a mast near your house to improve the signal you'd probably oppose it due to health concerns.
  15. What makes a good or bad limo bus? Music? Driver attitude? Quality of lap dancers?
  16. Many sentences there, yet not one of them makes any sense.
  17. I hope my Dad's socks turn up in time for Christmas.
  18. German police are seeking a Tunisian man who left a document with his name on it under the drivers seat. How convenient is that hey?
  19. Suspect no doubt is a male with tanned skin, black hair, black beard, brown eyes.
  20. There's nowt worse than a scratched helmet.
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