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Port Erin rate in pence... Church Yard 14 Commissioners 307 Water 235.5 Toilet 215

I got told this by a chef that works for the brewery. From April 1st, all tips are to be sent to the brewery. The brewery are going to take a 20% cut, with the rest being shared out between the staff through their pay-packets, ensuring the tips are taxed. He ain't happy at all. That's all I was told. I wasn't told whether the tips will be divvied up per establishment or across the brewery as a whole. I cannot say for certain if it's 100% truth.

I expect the estate agents will be wanting it sold asap, thus pushing up the average price on the Island.

You'd like to think that she was allowed out of the kitchen once in a while.

They've all moved to the Isle of Wight by mistake.

Boys have erections at any age. Its whether he knew what erections are used for and at what at age. I wouldn't know what the legal definition of rape is, but I know what mine is, and it doesn't require the male to ejaculate.

I knew a tranvestite once. He had a Wigan address.

Sounds like the new locals are fungi's

A quick google of Minister Canada Qualtrough brings up....

Ill-informed comes to mind.

Pop of 84.000: But how much is a f***ing pint

Doesn't the Corpy organise a service annually for the boiler though? Surely Manx Gas told the Corpy that they had turned if off previously, so wouldn't be charging £££'s for a service.

At the moment he's in a bad plaice.

Oxfam shutting up shop... http://www.iomtoday.co.im/article.cfm?id=45198&headline=Oxfam to close at end of January&sectionIs=NEWS&searchyear=2019

I wish Skelly would start poutine his brain into gear before he speaks.