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  1. Is this according to the black man in Majorca who sold it to you? lols, i bought a watch from a black man in tenerife, he said it was guaranteed for 25 years! now thats what i call service.
  2. Ok im screwed, i shall go in a week!
  3. makes sense, i shall go tomorow!
  4. JonnyHorbz

    How To Shower

    How to Shower Like a Woman: 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk into bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 3. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 4. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make mental note...Must do more sit-ups. 5. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone. 6. Wash your hair with Cucumber Sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 7. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. 8. Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner, enhanced with natural avocado oil. 9. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes. 10. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes, until red. 11. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash. 12. Rinse conditioner off hair. You must make sure that it has all come off. 13. Shave armpits and legs. 14. Consider shaving bikini area, but decide to get it waxed instead. 15. Scream loudly when your husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure. 16. Turn off shower. 17. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. 18. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. 19. Dry with towel the size of a small country. 20. Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel. 21. Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. 22. Tweeze hairs. 23. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 24. If you see your husband along the way, cover any exposed areas, then sashay to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed. How to Shower Like a Man: 1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. 2. Leave them in a pile. 3. Walk naked to the bathroom. 4. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her, making the "woo-woo" sound. 5. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (you don't) 6. Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your ass. 7. Get in shower. 8. Don't bother to look for a washcloth...You don't use one. 9. Wash your face. 10. Wash your armpits. 11. Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off. 12. Crack up at how loud your farts sound in the shower. 13. Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area. 14. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar. 15. Shampoo your hair. 16. Do not use conditioner. 17. Make a shampoo Mohawk. 18. Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again. 19. Pee (in the shower). 20. Rinse off and get out of the shower. 21. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time. 22. Partially dry off. 23. Look at yourself in the mirror. Flex muscles. Admire the wiener size again. 24. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor. 25. Leave bathroom fan and light on. 26. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. 27. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the "woo-woo" sound again. 28. Throw wet towel on the bed. 29. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.
  5. Thanks you veryy much, you going?
  6. ah sorry. i didnt even look, my bad. got a link to it? or even better yet, tell me a summary of it?
  7. Does anyone know if game are open at 12am to sell? Sad i know but i wanna play it! Thanks in advance!
  8. JonnyHorbz

    Sky + Xbox

    When they anounced this at E3 they said that if you have an existing subscription with sky, you enter details into xbox and its free.
  9. http://modernwarfare247.com/news/more-mode...tiplayer-action Enjoy!
  10. cheers, rock. is that guy local? i have a ben-q drive alredy flashed to ix1.6, so if he could dummy key to that, im happy then as i can update the ben-q in future! cheers for your reply.
  11. Ok then. If anyone can be USEFULL, apreciated. cheers.
  12. Looking for anyone on the island who can flash Lite-on DVDDrive to latest ixtreme (v1.6). Will pay. I flashed a Ben-Q in my old Xbox, but don't have the tools needed to flash Lite-on (ck3 probe). I have the originals, just tired of replacing games that get violated by the Xbox. Pop me a post back here if you can help. Thanks alot.
  13. Thanks Roxanna, will go and talk to them first and make the point of taking it further, like you said. thanks alot.
  14. my only fear is that if i do report it, then its gonna be the dog that gets the slaped wrist whilst the owner gets away with being an arse.
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