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  1. That won't unfortunatly be enough to change China views on death penalty. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8435413.stm
  2. I hope to get my latest PS3 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8426006.stm
  3. I think 2010 will be a difficult year too !! http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20091218/wl_af..._20091218153543
  4. One day a politician is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by God at the entrance. "Welcome to Heaven, but before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you." "What we'll do is have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity." "Fine, say the politician." And with that, the politician heads down, down to Hell. The doors open and he is astounded to find a veritable 'heaven' down there. Friendly folk are all around, many playing yum, khuru games going on in the background, beautiful dancing girls and the finest ara freely flowing. He has a grand 24 hours in Hell and before he knows it, the time is up and he has to go back to heaven. "Now it's time to visit Heaven", says God. To his surprise, life in heaven is the same as in hell. There too, he spends a very contented 24 hours with famous names from the past, singing and joking and generally having a very good time. It is then time to decide whether he wants to stay in Heaven or Hell. "Well, I've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven and I would never have said it, but though Heaven has been delightful, but I think Hell was more exciting." So the politician is sent off down, down to Hell. As the doors to Hell open, he finds himself in a barren landscape, where all the pitiable souls are struggling in unimaginable heat, covered in the most disgusting dirt and nauseating smell. It is unbearable. As the Devil comes over to to take charge, he stammers, "I don't understand, yesterday I was here and it was so much fun here and i had such a great time. Now all there is a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable." The Devil grins and says, "Well, yesterday we were campaigning. Now you voted for us, we have to get back to business!"
  5. The anglican church has troubles with the sexual orientation of the bishops. Ridiculous !! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8398043.stm
  6. Fat enough not to go to jail but not for having a wank. Disgusting. Yeah let's cut his dick.
  7. I find this logo looks like our Flag. We should ask Adobe for royalties ...
  8. It's not easy for the Israeli's forces to make respect a justice decision. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8390906.stm Will this conflict ever end ?
  9. I'm playing this hidden object game which I find very tricky : http://www.bigfishgames.com/download-games...tone/index.html Have fun with it !!
  10. Because they are the one like UK France and others who are behind these wars to protect big firms' interests. US has no interst to save the world they just want to save the banks !
  11. It's today the international day against aids and South Africa has chosen this event to announce that they gonna help all hiv positive babies : http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/...ive-babies.html If all african countries could do the same instead of fighting in wars that would be great !!
  12. This war is a deadend. President Obama was the antiwar Senator and now he does the same policy as Bush. Lobies,lobies,lobies... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8387680.stm
  13. I hope Cavendish will be the one who wins : http://www.isleofman.com/News/article.aspx...2329&area=3
  14. That would be great !! : http://www.isleofman.com/News/article.aspx...2329&area=3
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