Andy Onchan

Woolley doesn't usually do things by halves, so it must have been a Double Layout Full In, Full Out - two flips completed in the layout body form with the first flip having a 360 degree twist and the second flip also having a 360 degree twist (2 flips, 2 twists)!

I have a Seppuku knife knocking around somewhere if that helps?

good try!

That's assuming all the numbers are declared.

Quite right..... I'd be no good as a PR person, would I? Oh, I'm sure high fives are probably that well practised that their hands are red raw!

Wasn't he reading the Gordian Knot bit from a prepared speech? In which case wouldn't it have been one of the many in the Cabinet PR hoard that scripted it?

And yet we have this from your boss: http://www.iomtoday.co.im/article.cfm?id=54893&headline=Virus much more widespread than test results show&sectionIs=news&searchyear=2020&cat=Health

You had to go and spoil it, didn't you?

Anyone that hasn't been subject to that hasn't lived! Anyway, when I were a lad it were called 'Pick Someone's Pimple'

James What did farmers do before cheap foreign labour came along? Andy

Don't worry Allan/Mike (whichever one you are)... the cavalry's on the way!

'She Who Speaks' in our household has a very similar brain to yours....... hard to keep up with her at times! The downside is that it all eventually comes out as the spoken word only surfacing for breath every now and again.

Certainly those that lack any customer service ethic will get a hammering.... probably deservedly.

The booking and payment was done during 'normal' times. Lots of other hotels will have done the same. People ain't daft. They will either shop around or stick with hotels that they use year-on-year. There's no comparison with hand sanitiser.

It's called supply and demand.