Albert Tatlock

He could save that by just taking a day off, keeping away from the place.

I'll give it 5 years until a major pollution incident, in this the latest fool's gold rush to fund civil servant's pensions.

Keep it Manx huh? He's a 27 stone turnip.

I remember there was a restaurant called Foggy's, but I never found it.

Athol Street huh? I've had bills from Athol Street lawyers...why don't they ever get prosecuted for pulling your pants down?

The shit you read when you're incapacitated eh? Stu...you only need 4 rules for a happy life: 1. Never eat alone, only dogs and lions do that. Good selection of friends 2. Have enough or just enough resources to be able to tell your boss to take a hike. Don't be beholden to anyone. 3. Review and maintain 1 and 2 at least once a year 4. Don't watch adverts...if you need something you already have it. Adverts just try and sell you stuff you don't need and if you watch very closely they are usually all trying to do this through your fears/desires of 1. and 2. above. ETA: Epicurus btw - good philosopher

...and there was that little matter of 911 to maybe bring up too this time?

If...there is any truth in them wanting to spend this kind of money on it...I still can't see any justification. Has the justification been stated?

If it's not investigated and stupid people not identified, those same stupid people move onto making even bigger mistakes getting away with it each time.

Yeah...and if my Aunty had nuts, she'd be called my Uncle.

I'd settle for a retired deemster. If we can't trust the law, we can't trust anything much more on this island anymore.

Yeah sorry about that, I went away for a week in January... ...Rajar is a load of innaccurate guessometer bollocks IMO.

No way. Why should an external government be allowed to audit ours? IOM Govt needs to man up and prove they are as open and accountable to the Manx people as Howard Quayle insists his government are. There should be no Howard the Duck on this one. Get this investigation done properly with some credibility this time.

If it involved money laundering they'd be experts.

Mark my words, Dr Who will be a transgendered, disabled, dyslexic, autistic, black lesbian in around 3 series time.