Albert Tatlock

Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let him go.

Got told off at the Wild Life Park this weekend for saying 'Mongoose'. Apparently you now have to call it an 'Educationally deprived Goose'.

Wild monkeys don't actually eat bananas....and not a lot of people know that... ...or that Michael Caine never actually said "Not a lot of people know that!"

Anyone tried the IOM govt Covid survey? ...seems it was designed by a first year data science student for filling in by data scientists who are pissed: https://mxncvd20.sawtoothsoftware.com/cgi-bin/ciwweb.pl?hid_studyname=MNXCVD19&hid_pagenum=0&hid_link=1&hid_javascript=1&hid_screenwidth=980

Poor little Mguno has to walk 5 miles to get water. For the price of a cup of coffee, you could buy him a cup of coffee.

"Travel responsible for less than 15% of Manx coronavirus cases" https://www.manxradio.com/news/isle-of-man-news/travel-responsible-for-less-than-15-of-manx-coronavirus-cases/ What bollox is this? Where did the rest arrive - on a meteorite landing in Foxdale? Travel was 100% responsible for it all - infecting all the others.

Maybe plenty of scientists are religious, but it's probably only because they haven't studied cosmology. Science has run into the major stumbling block of not being able to delve any deeper. Cosmology is such a head-mess - after you get inside the atomic nucleus and quarks - you're down into 'strings' which is just a mathematical theory currently that is difficult to prove because it's currently impossible to test. Some may default back to their religious upbringing because of such stumbling blocks, but cosmology is not a cause of people becoming religious IMO - far from it. Science is probably only 1% into understanding the universe and its origins so far - even though the progress made in the last 100 years is immense. But it's highly unlikely that the right answers will be found in less than several hundred years time IMO. And even then it might only be because some advanced alien civilisation might happen to tell us.

No - it 'needs' younger taxpayers - not people extending the waiting lists at the hospital.

There'll no doubt be quite a few people advising their elderly parents to move here too.

What a shit design - someone nearly pranged me there last night, pulling left far too late, with so little lane space after the cycle zone finishes. I'll put money on the number of minor accidents increasing there over time.

SpongeBob.

"Church to check all memorials for slave trade links" https://www.manxradio.com/news/isle-of-man-news/church-to-check-all-memorials-for-slave-trade-links/ Wow! Tomb desecration next?

The prison isn't big enough.