Albert Tatlock

I am hoping that Flared trousers will be back soon too...which will save me a fortune on clothes. .

...and of course now with the new Aircraft Carrier "HMS prince of Wales"...hence my modernisation of the old joke. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Prince_of_Wales_(R09) It's alright to have been around in 1982, I was too, but don't stay stuck there Derek

I don't think you need to go to all that trouble to be a taxi driver.

They've come up with a solution on the 2m rule...

Interesting guide covering egg cleaning https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://food.unl.edu/documents/EggCleaning.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwiE4MX-ms_oAhXKN8AKHTgDCuIQFjAAegQIARAB&usg=AOvVaw2774IMe6UNitnoGWO_4aAt

They're only 'green' when it comes to running a council and managing ratepayers money.

Even though he got the 'All clear' people should still stay away from him... ...he's a carrier

Put yourself in the position of the captain of the Ben....and think of the practicalities of shipping 50 people that have arrived from various world hot-spots...potentially having been on aircraft/ships and in airport and transport systems with dozens of others from world hot-spots... ...the 2m rule, everything these people could touch and protecting your crew and other essential workers on board and the required deep clean afterwards...and you're sailing again in 8 hours. Logic clearly dictates these people would need to self isolate for 2 weeks in a UK hotel first...and be shipped back in small coordinated groups.

He wouldn't get in the car, survived the ten lords a coughing sent to him...the guy's indestructible, or has the luck of Inspector Jacques Clouseau.

Tbe figure was 2k...now under 200...but not all want/need to return.

Be better to make the lights red...to match many of the bank accounts of the traders of businesses this obnoxious council are raiding at this time. I don't think any of this will be foegotten at the next council election. Even Christian could go on this one. Douglas Corporation have been self-isolating for years, in their very own magical money bubble. I can see many councils being amalgamated if the island is to recover its finances.

I feckin hate my feckin neighbours.. And if I hear one more t*#t singing on the internet on the news...I'm applying for a shotgun licence.

The food chain workers are classed as essential workers. It's business as much as usual for them.

Ostrich is good. No air miles at all.