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Albert Tatlock

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About Albert Tatlock

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  • Birthday 12/27/1908

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  1. To the tune of 'Friggin in the riggin' ...Sex Pistols Aawai Manxies, listen't this one! It was on the good ship Tynwald By Christ, the taxpayer well billed Cos they're overpaid and the prom's delayed And the speaker Juan booze filled. He's the speaker on this cruiser A 'right cock up' excuser He gets the bus and we make a fuss By Christ he is a loser... Spewin' spewin Juan Spewin' spewin Juan Spewin' spewin Juan He has fuck all else to do The Captain's name is Howard By Christ, he is a coward With 'his lessons learned' and the cash all burned He needs to be dis-powered The first mate's name is Thomas By Christ, he showed such promise He's not performed cos he's not reformed And his failures are upon us Spewin' spewin Juan Spewin' spewin Juan Spewin' spewin Juan They have fuck all else to do The second mate is Harmer By Christ, he is a charmer With millions blowed he's fucked the roads All working for a farmer Spewin' spewin Juan Spewin' spewin Juan Spewin' spewin Juan They have fuck all else to do etc.
  2. About time. This will hopefully put weightwatchers out of business and ease passage through the Douglas Tesco aisles.
  3. Politically motivated if in the news now. Corbyn's got to say where he's getting the funding for his £1 Trillion spending spree.
  4. Read the bylaws properly please. All it says is please stop feeding the birds at weightwatchers.
  5. Not an unreasonable assumption IMO. These 'coincidences' happen to all too many of us these days. Probably more likely one of several apps most of us so easily give full access to various phone functions on install. My advice, clear any obscure unused apps off the phone. Or severely limit their access to phone functions. If they can hear conversations...they probably also picked up your bank card details plus 3 digit code when you ordered something using the mobile. And of course some can monitor keystrokes. There's a lot of dodgy apps about made god knows where. GDPR is the least of their concerns...as a dodgy American election...and soon the forthcoming UK election will no doubt show. Boris is holding back a huge report on it currently
  6. You should be able to get it fixed for not much still
  7. Holy flurking shnit! I thought it was a joke? Really? The prisoners will be up for reality show of the year next - best showcasing of an island - at this rate. Any last vestige of credibility this award sham might have had...has well gone tonight.
  8. That's luxury! We had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.
  9. It will be interesting to see the IOM resultant 'GDP' figures next year.
  10. My dentist tried it...but everyone turned up at the same time...at 2.30. Badum tish! Aye thank you.
  11. They used a different reg I believe
  12. Oooops! Pokerstars revenues down on IOM... http://www.iomtoday.co.im/article.cfm?id=51942&headline=PokerStars' revenue and KFC planning permission in this week's Isle of Man Examiner - on sale now&sectionIs=news&searchyear=2019&cat=Other News
  13. Convinced this guy has had his brain totally removed and replaced by an old 1970's cassette tape player. Richard Burgon apparently. Or Dick to me.
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