Bobbie Bobster

"Leave 'im, woody. 'e's not worf it!'

Bit??

Yeah, when we start going all woodygrammar, I'm out. Thanks for playing, better luck next time!

Cheers, me old cock!

* Not a stir

You can't get better than the Cookstown Sizzle!

Twenty to seven? No way, it's more like:

Or maybe...

What's Angie got to do with anything? Are you having another one of your events?

Oh sorry, the thirtieth of...erm Eighteenuary...? Didn't realise you were American.

How did you know it is the 18th of...err...Thirtytober...

Finger on the pulse as ever! https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/thomas-cook-club-18-30-holiday-vacation-brand-closing-summer-a8573706.html Prices are soaring for the very last Club 18-30 holiday, which departs from Manchester on 27 October 2018.

You still worrying about this, Paul. Let me repeat, nobody cares. Remember the Pale Blue Dot and Carl Sagan's prose? Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. Save yourself. From yourself.

Interesting picture from ISS Commander Alex Gerst capturing the aborted launch today.