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  1. its readable,what more do you want
  2. There is a 30 second short ad before the actual video clip (5:50) Now along with not eating seafood from Asia or other countries ... We have to watch for GLUED meat! Be sure to watch this; you will be shocked. I sure was. The next time that you are at the grocery store go to the pre-packaged meat coolers and look closely at the list of the countries on the label of any of the packaged meats (which is a mandatory FDA law) that shows where that meat came from. Buy only meat that came from USA or Canada . Well, you can bet that if they are doing it in Australia , they're doing it here. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me to learn the technology was developed here. This video is shocking & everyone should be aware of what they are doing and what you are buying!!! I have never seen or heard of such a thing!!! http://d.yimg.com/nl/australia/site/player.swf?vid=24472661&repeat=0&browseCarouselUI=hide
  3. 1. If You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. If You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. If You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim 4. If You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim 5. If You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. If You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim 7. If You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim 8. If You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim 9. If You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim 10. If You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it. You may be a Muslim
  4. Hello to all my politically incorrect friends! A twin-engine plane has one of its engines fail, altitude and air speed are rapidly decreasing ... The pilot speaks over the intercom. "I'm sorry it had to come to this folks, but unfortunately we're gonna have to jettison baggage in order for the aircraft to remain airborne." Baggage is thrown out, but the plane's speed continues to decrease. Again the pilot gets on the intercom; "I hate to have to do this, but now we're gonna have to start off-loading passengers. The only fair way to do it is alphabetically, so we'll start with the letter – A”. "Africans, any Africans on board?" No one answers "Ok then – B”. "Black people, any black people?" Again, silence. "C - Coloured people, any Coloured people on board?" Silence. A little black boy in the back turns to his mother. "But Mom, ain't we African?, ain't we Black? Ain't we Coloured?" "Yes son, but for the purpose of this exercise we is Niggas. Let dem Mexicans and Muslims go first."
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    1. The wife was counting all the 1p's and 2p's out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change." 2. When I was in the pub I heard a couple of plonkas saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman. What a pair of sexist knobs. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the bloody thing! 3. Little Johnny is sitting in geography class when the teacher asks him, "Where is Pakistan ?" He replies, "Outside playing with Paki-Dave". 4. Local Police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter' who has stabbed six people in the bum in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern. 5. Bought some 'rocket salad' yesterday but it went off before I could eat it! 6. A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen. The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and says "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked." 7. Murphy says to Paddy "What ya talkin to an envelope for?" "I'm sending a voicemail ya thick sod!" 8. Just got back from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service. 9. 19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?" Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over." 10. An Asian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world, swum with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat.
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    Some Quickies

    A little known cricket fact... The first testicular guard was used in cricket in 1874. And the first helmet was used in 1974.It took 100 years for men to realise that their brains could also be important. Latest news from the Middle East...5,000 Egyptian troops have entered Jordan.She says she's a bit sore but is coping with the pain. NEW FROM IKEA:LESBIAN BEDS. NO SCREWING, IT'S ALL TONGUE AND GROOVE. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?A: The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it. Prince William says he didn't want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding.Prince Phillip said he didn't give a toss, he was still going. Now Eddie Stobart's dead they've found out that he was HGV positive. Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex.I woke up this morning with a huge correction. Some Japanese tourists just asked me to take a picture of them.When I said "Wave" they legged it!
  9. I feel the same way Granted that it is very early days but in substance, the make up of mg has not really significantly altered Mostly they've swopped hats and then sat down again The usual suspects and their soundbites eg Government of National Unity blah blah blah I suspect they'll blunder and squander onwards and in 5 years time, we will be further down the toilet with less money So do you now actually think there's much chance of any major or indeed minor improvement? I don't Specifically I think the DDA, FOI and paying for their own pensions will be delayed as much as they can be and there will be further lip service to the size and scope of gov but no significant action. Money will continue to be thrown at the sacred cows and we will pay for it all. yeah ,same old cart different driver
  10. Will the tax be based on quarts,gallons,and pounds? Liquid and solid rates etc.? If so who will do the assessments? LIFE IS LIKE SEWER,WHAT YOU GET OUT OF IT DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH YOU PUT INTO IT
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