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Boris's latest letter to MP's. From the edge of the ditch?

Deploying?

Can't burn that one...

Says it all.

White helmets.

I can tell and understand completely. Most commercial fryers are thermostatically limited. Sounds like it's old and dirty oil dissipating out of the fryer. Yeah, environmental health would be a good start.

Probably no one if there wasn't a fire. Years ago I lived across, in a semi-detached house and the permanently angry neighbour next door, with 3 young kids, was so sick of his alarms going off phantom, either with steam from the shower or burning the toast, in a fit of pique one day he went around the house and smashed all the detector heads off with a shoe leaving him, his kids and us without protection. All because he was ignorant of their operation and how to access and change the battery. There was no-one to complain to about that. Eventually, we came to blows over it and the cops wanted to do me for assault! Didn't matter the danger he put everyone in. I moved out in the end.

Sir Nige, as always, has a view.

Yes, I do, but it never seems to change anything. And considering the level of voter apathy it's unsurprising.

Indeed, there's always the danger of them Albanian drug-gangs taking over Pully, bug-eyed islamists slashing and stabbing in Strand Street and Michael Ryan wannabes losing it in Clifton Park. Not forgetting the evil county lines territory wars, moped muggers and skunk-addled joy-riding indolents nicking cars.

So they're all happy where they are, according to our great leader. Little point in asking us govags and yokels whether we're happy with it...

Shameful behaviour toward JRM and his 12 year-old son...

Hey mate, remind me what MHT is again?

What good might that bring, Sid..?

Derek, this is the Isle of Man not Moss Side.