Sheldon

Alternatively, and it's only a suggestion you understand, you could just hit the "Contact Us" button on the actual page and stop wasting our time.

On the balance of probabilities, the chances of him waking up one day after 4 or 5 years of taking the bus everywhere, deciding to take the car out and thinking, "Wait, I'd better knock up a quick forgery of a tax disc first!", and then getting stopped mere minutes later, must be fairly astronomical.

He must be the unluckiest man on the planet, being stopped by police on the first and only occasion he had driven his car since 2014. Bloody lucky it even started!

I take it all back, she is a troll. No-one real is actually ^ that deluded, surely?

Hey, now, stop trolling Manxy. She's entitled to her opinions. (And by "her opinions", I mean someone else's batshit crazy Youtube videos.)

I see you've read the business case.

Well, what else is there for them to do?

Maybe even less - they'll be beating off cruise ship passengers with a stick.

Oh, I do hope so...

"It's pretty, but is it art?"

Thank heavens you didn't go with the long, tangled, matted, orange pubic hair option! Or perhaps I'm thinking of orang utans...

Perhaps, despite appearances, said "member" is not quite as daft as he looks?

They're hardly under-represented now, but I reckon we'll soon be beating South Africans off with a stick. Or a sjambok, if that makes them feel more at home.