Jump to content


  • Posts

  • Joined

  • Days Won


Everything posted by Sheldon

  1. Well, if we're playing "Inappropriate Suggestions Top Trumps", perhaps they should be neutered?
  2. Yes, that's just wank, Pure, unadulterated, 24-carat wank.
  3. It's all quite simple really: 1) The Police are all condescending fascists who abused their power during lockdowns 2) Nurses are all too busy filming TikTok videos to give a shit about patients 3) Teachers are all lazy oenophiles who earn £200 for every hour they actually work If you want to continue arguing with the MF intelligentsia in the face of these stark facts, knock yourself out 😉
  4. Oh no, now you have to go and wash your eyes out with carbolic soap, or watch The Care Bears Movie, which has pretty much the same effect.
  5. Wait, have I got this right? She's going apoplectic because people aren't pulling out of a festival this weekend to show "respect", but she ran a pop up shop last weekend just two days afterwards? Stupid hypocritical **** (fill in your own word here.)
  6. They missed a trick here...
  7. Charles I presided over the Caroline era. Hmm...
  8. "Spaniel" is not the word that pops into my head. Propriety prevents me from clarifying further, but it starts with a "c" and has an "n" and a "t" too.
  9. @Kat Ellen I REALLY want that picture with the ears now. Can you title it "Mickey Mouse MBE" please?
  10. After this utter shocker of a report, I wonder if anyone still thinks that many of the senior management team can fulfil their roles effectively without ever even setting foot on Island?
  11. If you’ve got a picture of him on the “Dumbo” ride, please post it. I can’t begin to tell you how well that would go down on here 🤣
  12. Indeed. I remember him as a novice auditor, sneeringly trying to tell vastly more experienced people what they should be doing. Nothing much has changed since then, apparently.
  13. Ah, this is glorious. Next week's proceedings just got twice as interesting.
  14. Sheldon

    TT 2022 ??

    Am I missing a subtext here?
  15. Pretty much the same here, with the stand out exception of the PSPA. Not "rude or aggressive" as per the OP, but just woefully incompetent over a long and protracted exchange. They got some calculations quite obviously wrong, but rather than admit this they resorted to outright lies about how they'd arrived at their numbers, and refused to show their workings. It took an eventual escalation up at least three different levels of management before they finally admitted this, but no apology. I dread to think how many people just accept the bullshit they're given without challenge.
  16. What sign-off / sanctioning process, if any, do their posts go through before publication? I can't imagine it's too rigorous, judging by this amateurish, condescending trash, whose rhyme and scansion would make William McGonagall blush. Also, anybody who drinks gin, daytime or otherwise, out of a glass like that frankly deserves everything they get.
  17. What must real politicians from around the world think when they meet our bumbling country mice?
  18. Not to mention, having failed to get over that rather low bar, and armed with the knowledge that they had once again screwed up, you'd think that the indolent rabble would actually have made sure their phone lines were adequately staffed to deal with the flood of enquiries from poor old pensioners, worried that their money had been stolen. (Not you obviously, Roxanne - thought I'd better clarify that out of a belated sense of self-preservation.)
  19. Yep. Both payments for June and July were missing from the bill that arrived this week, but both definitely left my bank account. Weirdly, although neither appears on the bill, the value of one of them - presumably the June one - HAS been credited. The July one is completely AWOL though, despite being taken three weeks before the date on the bill. Shoddy bunch of chancers - I blame that Jo Cox personally!
  20. You say that, but do you have any idea how much it costs to keep a Bentley on the road these days? And don't even get me started on the stabling fees for the kids' ponies.
  21. I'll be listening to that all day now. What a voice, so simple and so unaffected. She still had it 46 years later too.
  22. Sheldon


  • Create New...