No key worker recruitment problems in the future then.
' Come to the IOM, expose yourself to whatever bugs we may or may not have in our hospital or hotels (not just covid), have a packet of crisps per 48 hours (at your own cost), sort out our health service, mix with our hospital patients and staff who will have been to the pub, watched the footy, and had a meal. Also mix with the rest of the UK key worker doctors, nurses, delivery drivers, contract workers, Jersey guests, and ferry staff who travel to the UK daily. Then go back to the UK (who will let you in) with whatever you may have risked catching over here and pass it on to your UK family who count for sweet fa as far as we are concerned. Oh, and by the way, tell the missus you now have a criminal record and your wages are £1,000 light".
They'll be queuing at the door to help out IOM when this message goes round (and boy, is it going around) just you watch.
A packet of crips FFS!