It's still not too late in my humble view. If they can leave their egos outside and get together with a good mediator in a neutral location and thrash it out with Chatham House rules, everything can be sorted and the Manx people will be the winners
I have an easy solution to get rid of the waiting lists for all the above procedures in one fell swoop; just classify them as 'procedures of limited value'. Voila! No more waiting list!
(P.S. I hope they don't take me seriously!)