PaulJ

KWC education perchance?

I assume you've done your utmost to prevent swimming in Cornwall. Over 30 deaths in the last 7 years,but then again,it's maybe too difficult to know exactly who the widows or orphans were related to.

The Lithuanian version of hip replacement now available in a one piece design

When they're trying to get away from bones and in to politics?

If only they could teach themselves how to budget

Add Gary Thompson and a few others to that and you'd have some empty heads too

Oh I don't know,less drama queens perhaps.

They could always work more efficiently. Better still,get a different job with"better" pay.

Either the dishes were cleaned,or the parents had given them an easter egg to get them out of the house

Regularly backed up beyond Dukes Avenue

Like the fat oaf in charge

Lack of intelligence and deluded self importance?

Glad someone does

I see Labrador Dali is starting work on a Howard Quayle statue