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    Psychopath Test

    PSYCHOPATH TEST: Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man who she did not know. She thought he was 'amazing'. She believed him to be her dream partner so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him A few days later she killed her sister. Question: What was her motive for killing her sister? [Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below] Answer: She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you. If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off my email list.
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    Tequila

    A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on The counter and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.. The Man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it! He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?" "Well... you pay ten dollars... and IF you pass three tests you get all the money!!!" The man certainly isn't going to pass this up! "What are the three tests?"> "Pay FIRST..." says the bartender... "Those are the rules." So the man give him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar... OK," the bartender says, "here's what you need to do... FIRST: You have to drink that ENTIRE GALLON of pepper tequila the WHOLE thing, all at ONCE... and you CAN'T make a face while doing it... SECOND: There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth...You have to REMOVE the tooth with your BARE HANDS... THIRD: There's a 90 year-old woman upstairs who has NEVER reached orgasm during intercourse.. You've gotta MAKE THINGS RIGHT for her." The man is stunned... "I KNOW I paid my 10 bucks... but I'm not an IDIOT! I WON'T DO IT!!! You have to be NUTS to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those OTHER THINGS!!!" Your call," says the bartender, "but your MONEY stays where it is.." The man has a few drinks... then a few more... Finally...he asks, "WHERRRRE'S ZAAAT TEQUIIIILA?!" He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a big slurp...Tears are streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face... Next... he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up... The people inside the bar hear a HUGE, NOISY SCUFFLE going on outside.. They hear the pit bull barking... the guy screaming... the pit bull yelping... and then SILENCE. Just when they think the man SURELY must be dead, he staggers back into the bar .. with his shirt ripped... and large, bloody scratches all over his body... "NOW......." he says. WHERES THE OLD WOMAN WITH THE SORE TOOTH?!?!?!"
  3. A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced chav woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't! The older is nine and the younger is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you dickhead?" "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!"
  4. The need for 24hr cover is because there is little walls that people can easily climb over and if theres no one to watch them the plane can go walkies or the taliban could hide on them... people ask some stupid questions...
  5. Well thats true Maybe, Just maybe the isle of man government has done it on purpose so thay have to do the airport extention to let it leave! Thats another conspiracy but as it didnt land probably not true!!
  6. Go on ebay they have tickets for a concert in London (didnt check out date though) I am definately goin to watch them and then go out around london! Should be an amazing night! Must admit you should go to see the fray instead of Ash!! There good but ...
  7. Thats another great show!! Scrubs I love it could watch it for hours!! Havnt heard the fray on it though i have the box set(s) so im sure i will eventually!!
  8. are you all sure of your little conspiracy theories (typically manx) When i worked at the airport until a couple of weeks ago! It was quite normal to see the nimrod pass over the isle of man! When they talk to air traffic they are just doing test runs! Isle of man is great for that! Not a lot of traffic and a lot of space to practice in!!
  9. How amazing is the Frays new Album! having listened to a couple of there old material I was well impressed with the new stuff! The first time i listened to there album i wasnt unsure but for the second time i fell in love with it!! Its well well worth a buy!!! or a legal download!!
  10. I live close to Ballasalla in Castletown!!
  11. have u a clue to where this is goin to be placed! what are the options!!
  12. Movie map of Manx film locations: The teenage spy film Stormbreaker was filmed on the island Isle of Man film fans can now walk in the footsteps of Hollywood stars, who have worked on the island, thanks to a new movie map produced by Manx Tourism. The map has details of films made on the island and contains details of the most popular film locations. Manx Tourism hopes the map will encourage people to tour the island, taking in the scenery. In recent years many stars have been spotted there, including a red-thonged Patrick Swayze in the film Keeping Mum. "The new Movie Map will appeal to those visiting the Island who would like to find out more about the Island's film industry", said David Cretney, minister for the Department of Trade & Industry. "The Film office receive a number of calls from people off the Island who want to know the location of the scenes they have watched in films made here and the Movie Map will help them do this." Last summer the island saw the premiere of the film Stormbreaker by author Anthony Horowitz. Mr Horowitz described the island as a "chameleon". "The Isle of Man is a great film location, I mean it's everything, England, France, Germany," he added. The Movie Map is available from the Isle of Man Film's website.
  13. HOW TRUE IS THE ATTACHMENT!!
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