WTF

its the monkeys and typewriters scenario, eventually he got something right.

on the engine at a guess.......

sure they've gone now, but it was a lot less than 20 years ago in my case.

if you went to a local garage that was on peel road they'd say you needed a grands worth of work, the testing centre would say just adjust your handbrake. the garage were done a few times IIRC for not doing things they claimed they done and charged for. they also liked to do things for the sake of it rather than they actually needed doing. they tried it on with me once and when i asked for the UK number for the manufacturer to find out why the original had lasted 36000 miles and the one they replaced it with needed changing after only 18000 the story changed a bit and there was some confusion and the apprentice had made a mistake. they liked to blame apprentices when in court.

is there one for agricultural ?

was it 'fire starter' ? if i was doing anything on the radio ( good job i'm not ) i'd play the intro to that song every time he was being introduced or mentioned.

it depends how much an MOT is, 3 MOT's will probably cost more than the vehicle licence duty on 10 old bikes and 4 cars if skelly does the pricing

not enough trailers for that. screw fix and BnQ are the same group, it is just different livery, don't expect it to be some great trade deal place, it won't be.

IIRC someone selling bags of not illegal white powder claiming it was illegal white powder to the punters was charged with fraud or intent to defraud or some such crime. it isn't a case of pretend and it's all ok, a bit like guns in that respect.

the thread title made me think he'd finally learned to piss standing up.

regardless of what the OFT came out with according to stu, manx radio slashed it's cost of advertising with them very soon after energy FM started broadcasting. it must just have been a coincidence.....

darwin will sort it.

his face does look familiar, maybe he works in tesco

apology accepted, don't do it again.

i've already asked that, keep up....................