Well one thing missed out is every one of those who have died in the TT ate carrots. Carrots will kill you! Every carrot you eat brings you closer to death. It is amazing that the modern thinking man has failed to grasp the significance of the term, "in a carrot." Although leading horticulturists have long known that a carrot possesses indecent pep, the carrot industry continues to expand. Carrots are associated with all of the major tragedies of the body. Eating them breed's wars and Communism. They can also be related to most airline tragedies. Carrots cause auto accidents. There exists a positive relationship between crime waves and consumption of this vegetable of the carrot family.
Nearly all sick people have eaten carrots. The effects are obviously cumulative.
99.9% of all people who die from cancer have eaten carrots.
100% of all soldiers have eaten carrots.
96.8% of all TT riders have eaten Carrots.
99.7% of the people involved in fatal TT accidents ate carrots within fourteen days preceding the accident.
93.1% of juvenile delinquents come from homes where carrots are served frequently.
Evidence points to the long term effects of carrot eating:
Of the people born in 1839 who later dined on carrots, there has been 100% mortality.
All carrot eaters born between 1920 and 1940 have wrinkled skin, have lost most of their teeth, have brittle bones and failing eyesight - if the eating of carrots have not already caused their death.
Even more convincing is the report of a noted team of medical specialists. Mice force-fed with 20 pounds of carrots per day for thirty days developed bulging abdomens. Their appetites for wholesome food were destroyed.
The only way to avoid the deleterious effects of carrot eating is to change our eating habits. Eat orchid petal soup. Practically no one has had a problems from eating orchid petal soup.So if we make all riders eat orchid petal soup then we will have safe racing.