victorian dad

Not the best Man.

The new Chief Constable on the Mannin Line today sounded like a right plonker, soft as shite.

Gutted shoddywaddy aren't playing this years TT, best Manx band ever.

impromptu Julian & Bonzo UFC head to head over energy (the most boring radio c**ts in the World) With Howard as referee?

Fat Boy slim was Amazing, first he twiddled the left knob, followed by the right knob & then he gave a thumbs up it was awesome!

Did you get plenty of green shield stamps Grandad?

I am so going to use this & I've got an arse like wizards sleeve.

The TT has been a bit shit ever since Suzi Quatro stop coming.

I sense a new set of commemorative stamps will be imminent.

Just open up the giant potato completion to the rest of the World, problem solved (apart from the hotel accomodation).

For sale complete set of Manx Radio Covid statistics for the last 2 years signed by Andy Wint, serious offers only. Free Manx face mask (sweet as the mountain air).

A bigger gene pool would help, where friends & family don't get preferential treatment.

Trump is currently looking for work, get him signed up as chief minister & build a wall, fortress of Mann.

Spuds 'n herring, no need for fancy goods.

Bloody Germans stealing our gas, the bombed our chippy during the war!

Why would anyone want to leave the wonderful IOM? The Airport should be one way, just like the Eagles "Hotel California".

eHabitants & The Jackson 4?

The shipping forecast on BBC 4 & Andy Wint's Mannin line covid updates make life worth living. I've been jotting down the vaccine numbers in my exercise book for 2 years now. (& here's Howard)

The tears of victims of local hoodlums, some who ended up in wheelchairs with permanent brain damage, thanks to those who spent multiple visits to Victoria Road Prison back in the 80's. Stomping on someones head outside the Casino. I apologise, nothing to do with the TT, still a little raw after all these years.

Spend hundreds of pounds just to get there & end up sleeping over the remnants of many generations of local dickhead families who's blood, sweat & piss taint the very ground, nice. Hope they get the little Woman from "Poltergeist" to exorcise the place (safety first).

Birch a teenager/stone a harlot, that might work.

Fast & Furious 10?

I was tempted to phone the Mannin Line today. Found a five pound note, but it was an English one.

Has there ever been anyone on the IOM who hasn't suffererd from erectile disfunticion, diabetes & HIV? Apparently not, about as well manged as promenade politician, no need.

Flatten Peel, nuclear power plant, it's the only way forward.