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victorian dad

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  1. Birch a teenager/stone a harlot, that might work.
  2. I was tempted to phone the Mannin Line today. Found a five pound note, but it was an English one.
  3. Has there ever been anyone on the IOM who hasn't suffererd from erectile disfunticion, diabetes & HIV? Apparently not, about as well manged as promenade politician, no need.
  4. Flatten Peel, nuclear power plant, it's the only way forward.
  5. Highlighting domestic violence, that broken leg is brutal.
  6. Whoever wrote the script for the latest season is to applauded: Catweasel, Alf Garnet & Mr Bean all in the same show!
  7. I heard somebody changed a lightbulb in Ramsey last month, down with this sort of thing.
  8. I can feel a set of commemorative stamps coming on.
  9. I'm surprised it's not written in crayon.
  10. They should install seat back TV's showing "The last of The Summer Wine" on a permanent loop, charge £1 for 24 hours. What a money spinner. (& the Mannin Line would be freed up for more complaints by the prom fairy light protester & multiple house owners bitching about how poorly done too they are by the landlord bill).
  11. Expand the horse tram network.
  12. "Already happened on the manninline at lunch time ffs" Howard, Murcott, all it needed was Flint & Fowler and possibly the promenade festoon lights guy & all the Islands problems could have been solved in 50 minutes.
  13. F**k he was an expert on everything.
  14. Manx Radio must be debating whether to dust off that Alannah Myles record or mothball it for another 12 months.
  15. More adverts, less chat, records & that scrap meal bloke reading "King Orry".
  16. So long as they have ancestors who were raped by Vikings, they'll fit in fine & bring back the fairy lights.
  17. Build the wall, anybody who's ever so much as looked at the mainland, birch them, hang 'em & point at the the ashes.
  18. Thankfully the job centre has access to computers, maybe not.
  19. "HM, the soul" & Fowler is this a lost episode of Father Ted?
  20. Just phone an Uber driver to pick up/deliver (I'll just get me coat).
  21. For those of us who don't do phone speak what is ADR?
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