portunus69

Brief overview:- Me and my friend are travelling in Australia at the moment, spreading the good will and natural friendliness of the Manx people on a global scale. Naturally, as young unstructured folk who can't save, we unfortunately have had personal loans in the past which on occasion we transfer funds back to UK to cover payments. Anyhow, to the point in hand. Today, my friend receives an unsavoury call from his sister back on the IOM informing him that a 'Bailiff' (her words not mine) had turned up at her residence seeking overdue payment of his loan. Bemused as we are, I contact

.....of "TAXpayers; money, I agree homarus. Tsy Tsy Fly

So how about the recent theft at home run pizza?.....I heard they got away with some serious 'dough'

I don't see what all the fuss is about from what I've heard he was actually relocated to Korea.... .....and now sits proudly next to the BLT in the local M and S.

A little off the Subject but a certain someone turned the ripe old age of 26 today need I mention...ay homarus

Let me ensure you mcfly are far from a boyband they are a living legacy and by sterotyping them you have shown your musical naivety How many no1's have mcfly had? and My Chemical Romance? point proven.. McFly ROCK!!!!

Hmmm Nicky G the man who eats humble pie for breakfast,dinner, and tea!! what a guy Not much mention of the haymakers that you were throwing Also once a person gets up in someones face as your father wrongly did and without any real cause other than to cause friction, then clearly something will happen. as it did!! So stop moaning, the whole thing is farcical. Rushen fans were discraceful. and to top it all off, it's all over a pigs stomach, yes I love the game and yes I have passion for the game but in my eyes the rushen fans were out for blood that day and when th

Hmmm Nicky G the man who eats humble pie for breakfast,dinner, and tea!! what a guy Not much mention of the haymakers that you were throwing Also once a person gets up in someones face as your father wrongly did and without any real cause other than to cause friction, then clearly something will happen. as it did!! So stop moaning, the whole thing is farcical. Rushen fans were discraceful. and to top it all off, it's all over a pigs stomach, yes I love the game and yes I have passion for the game but in my eyes the rushen fans were out for blood that day and when th

For free fall rock climbing lessons, phone 07624 406538 and ask for alan, i'm sure he'll be more than happy to help Portunus strikes again!!!

I don't care if they give me 25 to life and a £20,000 fine. Because that trout i caught last sunday was massive!!!

Stop eating lemons you sour toffee apple. Oh and another thing, there is only one derby.... ....and thats Derby county Derby county!!! hahahah 2-1 3 points pull your pants up everton hahahaha

why not sign a petition to demolish ramsey and let heritage homes develope there instead!!! that way everyone is happy apart from one (certain to reply) inbred!! Portunus strikes again

You are indeed correct. How nice is it to see somebody who criticised a misplaced apostrophe when he lacked the capacity to take a joke criticised for ... a badly placed apostrophe. How exciting an apostrophe arguement, ooh my toes are tingling with excitement!!

1 question?? when did you all get so old?? Just sup your pints of bitter in the legion and be done with it!!! Portunus strikes again!!

Down north?? u been on the mad cats again homarus!! Portunus strikes again!!!

I assure you homarus, I am far from portly, also quintessentially I somehow shoud be!! a questioning of the chromosomes is in order here methinks?? Better contact manx creameries!! Portunus strikes again!!

Your very amusing homarus some might say 'Nilhairious' Portunus strikes again!!!

VIVA LA D.O.T

Not much goose in your case?? portunus strikes again!!

I'm sure she "love you long time"

Just turn it upside down , they can't read anyway! I have a lawyer friend who did the same thing , but unfortunatly he parked right next to me . Very clever man but a bit "CRABBY" , (not a lot of common sense though) applause for your amazing understanding of the latin language!!

Homarus, you strike me as the type of person who upon purchasing a sticker, folds it in half, sticks it upside down in the most awkward spot all in the hope of saving a few quid?? this true?? (retorical question) your first names not ebeneezer by any chance?? portunus strikes again!!!!

homarus would i be so bold as to say that u didnt get any action then?? Did u come up with that on ur own or did u read it on a penguin