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I smell jealousy! Sorry to disappoint you, love.

 

Thats ok babe. I wasnt even nominated and didnt expect to be.

 

But crossing swords with poster of the year, I was expecting to be cut to bits with witty ripostes, and it just didnt happen.

 

A complete let down. Its passed the time though, nearly 5 o clock now.

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You have a face like a smacked arse!

 

That little gem is my Dads favourite...

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I smell! Sorry to disappoint you, love.

 

Fixed!

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I smell jealousy! Sorry to disappoint you, love.

 

Thats ok babe. I wasnt even nominated and didnt expect to be.

 

But crossing swords with poster of the year, I was expecting to be cut to bits with witty ripostes, and it just didnt happen.

 

A complete let down. Its passed the time though, nearly 5 o clock now.

 

You called me "cunt". How could I be expected to compete with that? Except maybe by raising the bar to a double-syllabled "wanker". Damn, if only I'd thought of that earlier.

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I smell jealousy! Sorry to disappoint you, love.

 

Thats ok babe. I wasnt even nominated and didnt expect to be.

 

But crossing swords with poster of the year, I was expecting to be cut to bits with witty ripostes, and it just didnt happen.

 

A complete let down. Its passed the time though, nearly 5 o clock now.

 

You called me "cunt". How could I be expected to compete with that? Except maybe by raising the bar to a double-syllabled "wanker". Damn, if only I'd thought of that earlier.

 

I'd simply have responded with "bastard sisterfucker".

 

A nice early night and three shredded wheat for you tomorrow morning, squire!

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piss adder

 

body off baywatch, face off crimewatch

 

you should have been an abortion

 

you should have been a pissed night in

 

you should have been a vibrator

 

face like a bag of slapped twats

 

turd burglar

 

she looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp/licking piss off a nettle

 

and my favourite

 

she looks like a bulldog chewing a bulldog chewing a wasp licking piss off a bulldog chewing a nettle. with piss on it.

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her's a couple for you:

 

"you've got a face like a dropped pie" or " a face like a plasterer's radio" :)

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But you fight like a dairy farmer

 

You fight like Helen Keller with both hands tied behind her back.

 

And one foot stuck in a bucket.

 

Sorry, the correct response is How appropriate, you fight like a cow

 

No Sword Master T Shirt for you.

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To some, this thread comes natural... :rolleyes:

 

An all time German favourite: "Arsch mit Ohren", meaning "Ass with Ears"

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:P erm what you gonna do for a face when king Kong asks for his arse back..

 

 

 

:P He was that fed up his face looked like forty arse holes..

 

:P:P

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Not exactly name-calling, but Baron Sacha Cohen (Ali G)'s alter, alter ego, Borat, (Kazakhstan's answer to Alan Whicker), had a wonderful insult from his mother.

 

Being the worse for wear after wine tasting in the US, he deteriorates into a maudlin revelations of how his mother really did not like him, ending with "My Mother, she say to me, she never like me, she wished she was raped by another soldier".

 

Pure class! When will we see Baron back on the screen!

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I'd simply have responded with "bastard sisterfucker".

 

A nice early night and three shredded wheat for you tomorrow morning, squire!

 

I just can't match your intellect and imagination.

 

Thankfully.

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I just can't match your intellect and imagination.

 

That's not difficult though really is it!

 

Stav.

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