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I've got it chained up in my attic, where I make it wear by-law enforcement officer's uniform and we play 'consequences'; you know, it argues that something irrelevant to the IOM is relevant and I whack it round the head with a well-known MR presenter's sweaty sock filled with white dog poo!


It also wears a gimp mask made out of a Douglas Corporation Council meeting agenda and I am teaching it to type using its fingers, rather than nose, using dominatrix teaching methods, of course. I also have 'the man in the pub' wearing a French maid's outfit picking up my carelessly abandoned cigarette butts.


















Sorry chaps, I haven't, it is just one of those fantasy thingies. I have more.

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