Gladys Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Hopefully not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nipper Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 So it's you playing The Carpenters at top volume every night! You ought to get a proper job! Carpenters and ecstasy - this could get messy. Perhaps not as messy as Jim Reevs and bad acid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentbob Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 1. The human race in general 2. All of them 3. Me "My dad wanted me to be a doctor, I don't like people when they are good, so sod them when they are bad" Phil Drabble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feelslikeitshould Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 3. Indecisiveness. Man, that must get you all the time, working in a shop n'all "Hmmm, shall I have the red snappy folder thing or the blue ring binder? Which of these rubbers will work best wih my HB pencil, do I want HB? How about a 2B?" *Mission jumps over counter* "GET THE FOOK OUT OF MY SHOP YOU INDECISIVE NUMPTY!!!!!!!" *Sound of someones head hitting the pavement outside* My top 3 is very fluid, it will change tomorrow I bet! But currently.... 1. Husbands. Not all of them, some, but especially mine. 2. Ungrateful people who think the world owes them something. 3. Idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4nxk4t Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 3. Indecisiveness. Man, that must get you all the time, working in a shop n'all "Hmmm, shall I have the red snappy folder thing or the blue ring binder? Which of these rubbers will work best wih my HB pencil, do I want HB? How about a 2B?" *Mission jumps over counter* "GET THE FOOK OUT OF MY SHOP YOU INDECISIVE NUMPTY!!!!!!!" *Sound of someones head hitting the pavement outside* LOL, that cheered me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkly things make me smile Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Slow walking people in front of me My flatmates waking me up by banging on the door so i can open it at 6am when im half dead with flu..when they have their keys Little Sisters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 1. Political spin. 2. Anyone that affects my, or others', civil liberties. 3. People who stand talking in shop doorways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsta Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Gsxr carburettor's. Dull lifeless hair. Dull lifeless trolls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Cars. People who step off a bus then stop while they decide which direction they are going to go so the next person off the bus crashes into them. People who think offering a hand to shake when you meet them is anything other than the height of impetuous impudence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laggeyder Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 'R' platers B&Q DOT Laggeyder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-Drift.com Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 (edited) 1. Strand Street 'meanderers' who suddenly stop dead in their tracks right in front of you (usually with a pram), and start talking shite with another 'meanderer' from the opposite direction (also with pram) 2. twats who pull out in front of you because 'nobody would let them in the traffic' - usually a black range rover with a woman at the wheel who looks at you like she's got shit on her shoe 3. tradesman who think public sector householders are scum Edited October 13, 2007 by RC-Drift.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 2. twats who pull out in front of you because 'nobody would let them in the traffic' - usually a black range rover with a woman at the wheel who looks at you like she's got shit on her shoe ...who then usually stop and hold you up when they turn right at the next junction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 1. DVD/CD drive eject buttons. 2. erm, that's it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smeagle Posted October 14, 2007 Author Share Posted October 14, 2007 'R' platersB&Q DOT Laggeyder Surely 3 Is'nt Enough, Your List Is Endless! Why is'nt Bad parking skills on here or stealing your parking spot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-Drift.com Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 (edited) 1. Nobheads who park too close to you in shoprite carpark, then wang the door open into your car and not batting an eyelid - even though you're sat in your car (note to self: must take extra strong angry pills before going shopping) 2. This is my current #1 - stupid wankers who turn right at the lights at Parliament Square to go down Lezayre Rd. - of course they can't move until the lights turn red stopping traffic in the opposite direction, quite often it's the dude at the front of the queue so only one car gets through the lights...TURN RIGHT AT THE ROUNDABOUT BEFORE THE LIGHTS BONEHEADS!!!! Edited October 14, 2007 by RC-Drift.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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