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A campaign encouraging responsible drinking over the festive period in park of the Isle of Man launches.

 

Source : http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/world/...man/7753580.stm

 

Say again?

 

The 'Safe Night Out' will be advertised by a poster campaign in all licensed premises in Ramsay.

 

Where's that then?

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BBC [Newsbot] is a total cunt. Well actually, the fucken shower of them. For [Newsbot} is not a lonely figure.... [Neswbot] is a festering clan of pension sucking money grabbing pseudo intellectual shoite. So to speak.

 

What a cunt [Newsbot] is/are.

 

Typos. Yeah man, we all make 'em perhaps. But we don't all suck the spons from the man in the street for doing it.

 

[Newsbot] is paid to do a fucken job, on the greatest website in the world. Fucken do it or fuck off and serve pints in a bar somewhere, anything, but please don't take our money for doing a shit job.

 

Me, I'm a bit of an auld cunt, but I remember when the BBC had standards. Fucken basic standards. Like spelling.

 

The fucken basic fundamental building block of journalism and reliability. If you can't fucken get that right. Fuck off and do something else. You shower of useless fucken pathetic cunts.

 

Here doth endeth the lesson.

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Actuarily, I was done at Macbeth's.

 

£2 for a pint of good Boddingtons. (Yep, £2.00)

 

Is a bargain, our kid.

 

 

 

 

ps

 

Ye'rrr arll bastarrds, tha' fucken lot o' ye

 

 

 

 

Edited to add:

You really need to read that link with a few beers in you. It's fucken ace.

 

 

When stuff like this gets reported it makes me think how wonderful the world really is. No paratroopers getting shot tae fuck by the IRA. Nae fucken £100millions getting wasted by a country of 80,000 souls (ie isle of Man).

 

Just plain auld shoite.

 

Shoite,

 

Shoite.

 

It is indeed a good day to be a Manxman

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Actuarily, I was done at Macbeth's.

 

£2 for a pint of good Boddingtons. (Yep, £2.00)

 

Is a bargain, our kid.

 

ps

 

Ye'rrr arll bastarrds, tha' fucken lot o' ye

 

Edited to add:

You really need to read that link with a few beers in you. It's fucken ace.

 

When stuff like this gets reported it makes me think how wonderful the world really is. No paratroopers getting shot tae fuck by the IRA. Nae fucken £100millions getting wasted by a country of 80,000 souls (ie isle of Man).

 

Just plain auld shoite.

 

Shoite,

 

Shoite.

 

It is indeed a good day to be a Manxman

 

Quoted for the hangover in the morning :lol:

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:wub: Best post ever.

 

Agreed. Wonderful in the sheer breadth and scope.

 

Almost a contemporary version of the opening of Keats Ode to a Nightingale

 

My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains

My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk,

Or emptied some dull opiate to the drains

One minute past, and Lethe-wards had sunk :

 

And as for the ending

Just plain auld shoite.

 

Shoite,

 

Shoite.

 

It is indeed a good day to be a Manxman

 

Absolute brilliance. Truly a classic.

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A campaign encouraging responsible drinking over the festive period in park of the Isle of Man launches.

 

Source : http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/world/...man/7753580.stm

 

Say again?

 

The 'Safe Night Out' will be advertised by a poster campaign in all licensed premises in Ramsay.

 

Where's that then?

 

More to the point, which park are they on about?

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