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Pigs are the only animal that can't swim.

 

If they tried, they would cut their throats with their trotters and die a bloody, porky, wet death.

 

(I remember being told this once and have no idea if it's true)

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Elephants have four knees.

 

 

Stick that up yer pipe Darwin. God's own image yessirree!

 

Which is a direct link to;

 

Stick that up your pipe Jebus believers! God is an Elephant, aggggghhh I've found a tangent I shouldn't have. Ganesha, I'm sorry, would you like some milk and lotus flowers?

 

 

:P

 

Wrong! It's front 'knees' are, in fact, modified wrist joints.

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The best way to reduce excess flatulance, is to cook sprouts for no longer than eight minutes. :w00t:

 

.....is spelt Flatulence, which I prefer although 'spelled' is equally correct

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When human beings enter into social intercourse, especially on Internet Forums and stuff, it is perfectly normal for the focus of conversation to meander and deviate.

 

This is accepted except by the most stringent of pedants.

 

 

"Spelt" is English. "Spelled" is American English.

 

S

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Pigs are the only animal that can't swim.

 

If they tried, they would cut their throats with their trotters and die a bloody, porky, wet death.

 

(I remember being told this once and have no idea if it's true)

 

 

Untrue.

 

All vertebrates can swim.

 

S

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Pigs are the only animal that can't swim.

 

If they tried, they would cut their throats with their trotters and die a bloody, porky, wet death.

 

(I remember being told this once and have no idea if it's true)

 

 

Untrue.

 

All vertebrates can swim.

 

S

 

All those years spent rescuing pigs from the village pond - wasted!!

 

Damn those playground bullies, damn them to hell!!

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There is no-one who is not unsettled by clowns.

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Pigs are the only animal that can't swim.

 

If they tried, they would cut their throats with their trotters and die a bloody, porky, wet death.

 

(I remember being told this once and have no idea if it's true)

 

 

Untrue.

 

All vertebrates can swim.

 

S

 

Fact: 564,924 people drown every year*. Therefore not all vertebrates can swim well.

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Fact: 564,924 people drown every year.

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If you believe that, you'll believe anything.

 

S

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The A-Team in fact had 5 members..........

 

Who was the 5th? Was it that girl who was hardly ever in it? Was her name Kimberly?

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lol, i was telling a porky pie.. I bet you googled it and every thing..hehe

 

:P

Edited by John Faragher

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Pigs are the only animal that can't swim.

 

If they tried, they would cut their throats with their trotters and die a bloody, porky, wet death.

 

(I remember being told this once and have no idea if it's true)

 

 

Untrue.

 

All vertebrates can swim.

 

S

 

Untrue .. Bats cannot.

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