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My top 5 time killers:-

 

1. - manxforums.com

2. - X-Box 360

3. - snooker on the telly

4. - Big Brother / Celebrity Big Brother

5. - Planning stuff to enrich my life (that I never get around to implementing).

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Other Top 5:

 

1. Top One , Nice One , Sorted

2. Top Gun

3. Top of the day too you

4. Top Man

5. Top Bunk

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top 5 sausages:-

 

1. hot dog

2. cumberland

3. pork and leek

4. Mr.

5. heinz beans and mini

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Top 5 places to have sex .............

 

oh no - hang on - thats only 3.

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Top 5 School Yard Games

 

1# Blocky 1-2-3

2# British Bulldogs

3# Murder Ball

4# Tennis Ball 'Squash'

5# War (DRRRRRRRR YOU'RE DEAD)

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Top 5 ball breakers

 

1, a swift knee

2 slipping off your BMX seat and hitting the bar infront

3 a loose foot in a ruck

4 tennis ball hit very hard

5. My 9 yr old daughter playing baseball (funny name that) on the Wii

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Top 5 vikings:

 

1) Godred Crovan

2) Canute the Great

3) Sweyn Forkbeard

4) Lief Ericson

5) Vicky

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Top 5 Pulling a Sicky excuses

 

1# "I was at a barbeque and I think I ate some dodgy chicken"

2# "I think I've got that winter vomiting thing. Oh its coming out of both ends, you don't want to know."

3# "I've caught that bloody cold thats been going around <cough> I can barely speak"

4# "My little girl is sick so I'll have to look after her"

5# "There's a thin layer of snow on the mountain road so I can't make it in"

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Top 5 Sound Effects

 

1. Ping!

2. Ftang!

3. Boing!

4. Thwack!

5. Kapow!

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Top 5 sexiest women in film..

 

1) Diana Rigg: On Her Majesty's Secret Service

2) Jenny Agutter: Logan's Run

3) Jenny Agutter: American Werewolf in London

4) Jenny Agutter: Walkabout

5) Greta Scacchi: White Mischief

 

(Including The Railway Children seemed.. wrong)

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Top 5 Bad Years for Music

 

1 1975

2 1987

3 1986

4 1943

5 1961

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