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Apparently there is a crack team from the wild life park heading down there tonight to bring the bird down with a dart gun

 

My source tells me that this is the third sparrohawk to get trapped in Tesco, the first flew into the windows of the old cafe and expired. The second was brought down with a dart gun and a net, so this one looks like having a 50/50 chance

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Has anyone asked if it wants a Club Card? - that gets me out of the shop quick time.

 

Failing that, Im offering to go in tonight, pop open a few champers bottles and party poppers to see that scares it to the door where I will chase it out with a supply £1 Jethro and Isle of Man Film DVDs.

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