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OK guys answer me this, you park your car in a dedicated Shoprite parking space and somebody genuinely parks next to you, how the f**k are they supposed to get out of their car and how are you supposed to get back in yours?

 

I think the car park has recently been re-lined, maybe to SQUEEZE some more cars into the car park!

 

Now I know why my car has so many creases in the doors!!!

 

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The minimum permissible size of a parking bay is 2.4m x 5.5m

 

Perhaps you could take a tape measure with you next time - If they're smaller you can really get angry!

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OK guys answer me this, you park your car in a dedicated Shoprite parking space and somebody genuinely parks next to you, how the f**k are they supposed to get out of their car and how are you supposed to get back in yours?

 

Now I know why my car has so many creases in the doors!!!

Get a convertible and pray it's not raining? Mind you from bitter experience it does not stop other drivers from bashing your doors.

 

I love the car parks in Australia and New Zealand - they know that I need a lot of space between me and the next bloke/sheila.

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Why not hand brake turn into a parking space and kick open the door.

After a few weeks people will get to know not to park next to you.

 

Leave a few empty cider tins and pill packets on the dash for extra attention.

 

Other than that park up, order using your iphone from tesco and get it delivered to you boot.

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or you could order it from Tesco like the last 2 people have suggested

I thought manx barge drove a barge! where do you park it?

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At the side of the canal, where else?

Plenty of parking at present, until Tesco start selling barges in there new bigger store.

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