Mission 1,108 Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 He was rumoured to have slept with over 250 people (note people, not women!). Maybe Dan's wishes will come true after all eh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
UniSol 30 Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 He claims* - Just like he claims he's natural blonde....tsss Probably raped them all, see what he's like with Vanessa - and that's infront of the nation (incredibly pushy etc). I'm sure you can image what Jay is like on a night out, thinking he's gods gift etc. Reminds me of the scally fags that whistle at my girlfriend, pathetic in my honest opinion. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireblade 0 Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 ye deffo jason is a little boy in a steroid takers body Quote Link to post Share on other sites
purrrrrrrrrrry 0 Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 And the "reverse" ad for sex beginning all in the head... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
puddy 1 Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 I watched the first night when they entered the house and decided they weren't my type of people at all so I didn't watch it again til last week for the fights. I'm watching it every night at the moment. I think there's quite a few screws loose in that house. That fella who gets his ass out and is after a bit and his mate with the attitude problem need to get their xxxx together. I was watching it last night with an eight year old and when the blonde fella was saying "It's xxxx in here" to Vanessa, the eight year old said to me "But why do they go in there if they don't like it? They must have seen it on the telly before." Kids just see things as they are. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Minxie 20 Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 On the subject of Jay, I saw this as one of the bits on the BB web site As Victor moved on to describe the plot of Pretty Woman in detail, Jay started to bite Vanessa's fingers while she teased him with saucy questions. "How big are your feet?" whispered Ness, and was impressed to hear him answer "Size Nine". Size 9 is quite small for a man's feet isn't it, and you know what they say about men with small feet !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tee 0 Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 you know what they say about men with small feet !! probably something like " ohhh aint his feet small " (in a kind of whinging voice) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
puddy 1 Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 On the subject of Jay, I saw this as one of the bits on the BB web site As Victor moved on to describe the plot of Pretty Woman in detail, Jay started to bite Vanessa's fingers while she teased him with saucy questions. "How big are your feet?" whispered Ness, and was impressed to hear him answer "Size Nine". Size 9 is quite small for a man's feet isn't it, and you know what they say about men with small feet !! Why doesn't she just cut to the chase and ask to see it? I think he'd love the opportunity to get it out. Feet are a poor indication anyway and she should be more concerned about how the use of body building chemicals will probably have reduced his manhood. Being in Big Brother should set him up with enough one-night stands to last the next few years so he'll be happy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mission 1,108 Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Heh Uni, like he's a natural blonde eh! To quote Ali G "does the rug match the curtains?" (I think that's right anyway, I think it was Ali G too, probably not though) Oh yeah, the feet thing is xxxxxxxx too. I should know, I've got size 15's but I aint got a big willy Anyway, enough smut, I'll be quiet now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Observer 1 Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Get lost! Size 15's??? Is there such a size???? No way... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mission 1,108 Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Well, I wish there was a way to shrink them but there isn't. They are size 15 and I do struggle to get shoes. Let's face it, at 6' 5" I'd struggle to balance with size 9's surely? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
purrrrrrrrrrry 0 Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Get lost! Size 15's??? Is there such a size???? No way... Yes way! And any minute now, someone is going to post a link to that site where it converts hand, feet and nose size into penis size... It's a bit naff, but kinda accurate!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Minxie 20 Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 probably something like " ohhh aint his feet small " (in a kind of whinging voice) I was going to say, that men with small feet wear small shoes, but same kind of thing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ans 1,599 Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Get lost! Size 15's??? Is there such a size???? My football boots are actually size 16 (Ok, they're actually rugby boots, they just don't build football boots in that size) All my shoes and trainers are 15 also. Real pain in the ass finding them. Believe it or not, I actually bought my current basketball game shoes on eBay, you might want to have a look on there Mission if you ever need some, tons of big sized brand new boxed footwear. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
puddy 1 Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 I've been fooled by 6' plus men with massive feet before. You never know, you know. Hung like mice some of them and walking around out there committing fraud every day. Also, the legendary Mr Big turned out to be Mr Average - I've never really gotten over that one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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