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Scientific Inquiry

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Back in Malaysia, we have a saying; 'the bigger they are, the meatier their turds'. This is of course, only an approximate translation, so much of the inherent spirituality is lost in the English. :ph34r:

 

I was therefore wondering, is this true? Do fat people have larger poos?

 

Annii

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No this is incorrect, fat people have smaller than avarage poos.

 

It is precicely because they poo out less crap why they are fat in the first place, the crap is all stored within them making them fat. Its not their fault they are fat it is to do with there genetic ability to poo insufficiently.

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My dad had a saying when drainage backed up, he said

 

"I can see your problem, 8" pipes, 6 foot arseholes"

 

He wasn't a people person...

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